By Henry Have you ever gotten a chill when walking by a pharaoh’s tomb? This is likely caused by the spirit of a mummy. Mummies are ancient creatures which have been around for hundreds of years. Thousands of people have been killed by them. A few have even been captured and are now on display […]
Frosty The Snowman: Epitaph
December 02, 1952 A.D. – I am born once again. I do not know the how or the why; I know only that I live. I gaze about with wonder. I could not have imagined the incredible changes which have swept across the face of this world in the many centuries I have slept. Great […]
By Kevin Helping a stranger in need will bring no reward, and thoughtlessness breaks no law. How can one publicly shame those who wrong them while simultaneously commending anonymous do-gooders? By writing to the Sainted/Tainted portion of the local newspaper, that’s how! Here are a few selected entries we’ve compiled from the most prestigious papers […]
By The Baron Werewolves are intriguing creatures, and like most other monsters there is a lot of misinformation floating around about them. Luckily I have been asked to shed some light on the subject in this series of monster Q&As, beginning with werewolves (also see the werewolf guide HERE). They have also asked world renowned […]
By Henry Fact: Not all drugs are illegal. Every year Americans spend more than 38 dollars on safe and effective over-the-counter drugs such as aspirin, cough syrup, energy drinks, and cigarettes. These four legal drugs alone provide us humans with relief from some important symptoms (Headaches, coughs, low energy, and not hacking up blood due […]
By Henry Fear. Fear is the one and only thing which separates humans from beasts and inanimate objects. But what does man fear most? You guessed it: Monsters. In this series of articles we’ll travel through the human brain and learn the history of the most popular monsters in the world, hear evidence of their […]
Part 1 – The Rudiments & The Madness Part 2 – The Ghost & The Killer The Ghost
Worthless Guide to Antisocialism
By M. Anger You don’t like to be bothered, but someone just won’t leave you alone. What can you do in this situation? Sure, you could drug them, drag them back to their apartment, pack a suitcase full of clothes, and then throw the suitcase into the river after burying them in a shallow grave […]
Halo 3 Review
By Tommy I wrote a email to this website about how much I like halo 3. The nice man who run this website asked if I could write a thing for this website about what I thought of it because I had an interesting per-spec-tive (had to look that up) about it. He says he […]
Social Aptitude Quiz
This is the Social Aptitude Quiz. Answer these 15 questions to find out how socially crippled you are. I’m not asking, I’m telling.
Recourceful Drifter
You are the… Resourceful Drifter (Extremely Cool) Living the high life on the open road Your distinguishing characteristics: You’re a fast thinker and a fast talker; charisma is your tool.
Evolutionary Cul-De-Sac
You are the: Evolutionary Cul-de-sac (Extraordinarily Un-cool) My, we’ve certainly squandered the precious gift of life, haven’t we? Your distinguishing characteristics: