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The Cynical Tourist’s Guide To…New York

Little known fact: There’s actually an entire state attached to New York City. This state is commonly most called New York, and it draws literally dozens of tourists each year into it’s distinctly unremarkable borders. Granted, many of these people are simply on their way to Pennsylvania to commit suicide (Harrisburg is the exsanguination capital […]

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5-Hour Energy Drink: Bile-Flavored Scam or Miraculous Nectar of The Gods?

Call me skeptical, but the first time I saw 5-Hour Energy Drink, I immediately dismissed it as a scam. I mean, all the telltale signs were present: 1. The price was relatively high. 2. The words “Energy Supplement” were present on the bottle. 3. The label appeared to have been designed by a semiliterate child […]

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Gooby: An Exercise in Terror

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Christian Game Review: Splinter Cell Conviction

Hello fellow Christians, and welcome to yet another edition of Christian Game Reviews: The hottest place to find godly reviews of all your favorite animated games! This time around I’m taking a look at Splinter Cell: Conviction, a fighting action game for the Xbox, Playstation, and Nintendo Wii, and Gameboy videogame systems. As is typical […]

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Review: Amazon Oddities

You might not be aware of this, but AMAZON sells some truly weird shit. Unfortunately, finding these products is not as easy as it could be. It works like this: Items which are deemed worthy of the “Amazon Oddities” label can be tagged by customers as an “Amazon Oddity” and will then be shown HERE, […]

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Word on The Street: Bucket Lists

Due to the outstanding success of my recently published article on bucket lists, I decided to “take it to the streets” and accost complete strangers, jabbing a starter pistol in their ribs and insisting that they create their own top 10 lists of “Things to Do Before You Die”.   Not surprisingly, many of them […]

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10 Idiotic Things To Do Before You Die

“Things To Do Before You Die” lists are intended to remind us that “life is precious”, and that we should “live each day to it’s fullest, lest we die unhappy”. Obviously this is easier said than done, and as such, many people often dismiss these sorts of sentiments as meaningless, idealistic garbage. But this may […]