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The Cynical Tourist’s Guide To…New York

Little known fact: There’s actually an entire state attached to New York City. This state is commonly most called New York, and it draws literally dozens of tourists each year into it’s distinctly unremarkable borders. Granted, many of these people are simply on their way to Pennsylvania to commit suicide (Harrisburg is the exsanguination capital […]

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5-Hour Energy Drink: Bile-Flavored Scam or Miraculous Nectar of The Gods?

  Call me skeptical, but the first time I saw 5-Hour Energy Drink, I immediately dismissed it as a scam. I mean, all the telltale signs were present: 1. The price was relatively high. 2. The words “Energy Supplement” were present on the bottle. 3. The label appeared to have been printed on a cheap […]

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Review Roundup: Various Products

What follows are my reviews of several items which are known to be sold as products. The following things are reviewed herein: The Gambler’s Mustache, A Large Boulder, a sack of insects, and The Home Gastric Bypass Kit. Please note that anyone who wishes to purchase these items can do so by giving a set […]