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Engrish Movie Reviews: 80s Classics From Year 1980s!

United States years 1980s in the states! This year could be the funnest film fun for all ages (of all time). The movie release is no exception. Scarily movies, funny movies, and so many magnificents, all in these years from the 1980 ro the 1989. To track the steady, the hard becomes released from the […]

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How To Escape From The Cops

Let’s say you are accused of murdering a young girl, but you did not do it. What would you do? Think long and hard about it. Those of you who have seen the The Fugitive will know that being falsely accused of a horrible crime is no laughing matter. You may think that it cannot […]

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It’s The 12th Annual Most Insane Jerry Springer Episode Title Awards!

What follows is a list of ridiculous and puzzling titles given to various Episodes of The Jerry Springer Show. NOTICE: I do not watch (nor do I advocate the watching of) Jerry Springer. I only feel that it is my duty as an American Citizen to create lists of television show titles as a sort […]

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Engrish Movie Reviews 4: Action Films!

Salutes to the Sun! I honestly have begun to come to a passage from which a movie or watching a movie when the most famous of the famous review. I shall beginning the discussion of gun fighting action movies in this case (today). This type film brings action and adventure explosively to spread across the […]

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Sasquatch Faces Rejection in Husset Park

Sasquatch is out for an afternoon stroll in Husset Park. He stops at the foot of a grassy hill to admire a group of wild sunflowers. Suddenly a foam kickball rolls over the hill, coming to a stop at his feet. He picks it up, studying it for a moment, then he turns and begins […]

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How to Fight Dirty

Recently I published a guide on how to avoid a fight entitled How To Avoid a Fight Like The Coward You Are. After reading it over again, I came to the realization that only writing one such guide while ignoring the other possible outcomes would have been a great disservice to that one guy who reads […]

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I Am Hypochondriac

Hypochondriacs are people who worry excessively about contracting an illness. Upon experiencing the slightest physical discomfort, they will often overreact, becoming absolutely convinced that they have some kind of serious disease. I am one of these people. For example, If I were to get an abnormally bad headache, I would not think “Man, this headache […]

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5 More Swordfighting Tips for Sworders

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley I recently saw a story in the “news” in which a young boy diced up a would-be robber using only his samurai sword. The criminal was killed. The author tried to paint a grim picture of the boy as a needless murderer (“he should’ve just called the police!”), but I […]

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Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 3

Certainly I do love movies and films! Oh but I should introcude myself, yes? My name is Bazul and I come from my country. I love movies and I to laugh along! Today I am to review family films. Often I have occasion to view a film with my mother and father. Not just any […]