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Terrible Films Made Beautiful: Hard Ticket To Hawaii

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How To Create a Heroic Self-Defense Kit

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley An attack on your person can come at any moment from any direction. It only takes a second for a robber, muggist, or raper to end your life forever. It can happen to anyone. It happened to me…   It was a warm summers eve, 9:30 PM, and I was […]

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6 Popular Smells I Do Not Appreciate

In a previous article I went over 6 SMELLS THEY SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE INTO CANDLES. This article was a runaway success (racking up over 6 views in a mere eighteen days) so in light if this I’ve decided to take a look at the 6 candle scents I would most definitely not like to see, […]

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5 Smells They Should Probably Make Into Candles

Gotta tell you: Not a big fan of the whole scented candle thing. Never have been. The problem is that these scents they choose for the candles are just so uninteresting. Like, I’m looking at the website for Yankee Candle right now. Look at these “top-selling” scents: Fresh Cut Roses? Tropical Fruit? Lilac Blossoms? Booo-ring! […]

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Doomchair: Chair of Doom

As I explained in a PREVIOUS ARTICLE, an office supply store contacted me recently asking if I would agree to post a shill review of a “FREE CHAIR” they would send me. I declined the offer on moral grounds, and by moral grounds I mean I didn’t feel like writing a stupid article about a […]

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Idiots! Stop Wasting Your Money On Homeopathy!

Oh my god. What is wrong with you people? Why on earth are you purchasing all those homeopathic remedies? Stop wasting your money on homeopathy! It’s really starting to get on my nerves!   Hey! I saw you sneaking those homeopathic remedies in next to the real pills; don’t think I didn’t notice that! That […]

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The American Flag Sucks

I am getting really tired of seeing the American flag. There are too many of them around. I don’t even understand the point of it. We all know where we live. Everyone around here does. I bet a lot of people are probably getting tired of seeing it.   It’s like when a celebrity appears […]

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A Free Chair? No Thank You Sir.

The following is a true story (yes, really). Recently, an online office furniture supplier contacted me via email claiming they had an offer which would be ‘mutually beneficial’ to both of us. I was skeptical, but also curious, so I sent a message back asking what was what. Here’s the gist of the reply I […]

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Statement of Ethics

A Statement of Ethics for the VOONT.COM WEB DESTINATION (From the AFSNews, February 1988, volume 17, no. 1) At its October 1987 meeting, the Executive Board of the Society approved a final draft of a Statement of Ethics for AFS. Though the Statement printed below has gained the approval of the Board, this should not […]

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6 Driving Myths Busted: Part 2!

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Howdy folks, and welcome to part 2 of Spectacular Driving Facts. I’m The Baron, and I’ll be your guide for the end of this journey across our highways. Oh, and if you haven’t checked out Part 1 of this series yet, you can mosey on over and check it out […]