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Worthless Guide to Fitness

I once read that a healthy body equals a healthy mind and soul. Afterwards, I crumpled up the granola bar wrapper it was printed on and threw it into the trash, scoffing at the notion that anyone would follow vague, new-age “medical” advice from product packaging. But afterwards I became worried that I may have […]

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Sadness – Peaked

You are the… Guy Who Peaked In Highschool Business in the front; Party in the back.  

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Sadness – Otaku

You are the… Sniveling American Otaku Racially confused and genetically inferior.  

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Sadness – Neanderthal

You are the… Modern Neanderthal Upon touching the monolith you felt great power surging up from within you.

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Sadness – Manic

You are the… Manic Psychotic   It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

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Sadness – Cat Lady

You are the… Midwestern Cat Lady A house smelling of ammonia, potpourri, and crushed dreams

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Sadness – Manchild

You are the… Hulking Manchild Tell me about the rabbits again.

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The Sadness Quiz: Despair.

Ever wonder how sad you are? Well, take this short quiz to find out! Please note that you will not actually find anything out from taking this quiz, and in fact, you will probably end up knowing less than before.

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Worthless Guide to Social Graces – Part 2: Table Manners

Table manners have existed since long before the invention of the table. For example, did you know that: In ancient Rome, wiping your mouth with the back of your arm was deemed illegal by the emperor? Or that early Egyptians used to begin each meal with a prayer to the god of the stomach to […]

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Behold! For I am Otherkin! (Feel My Power)

Being Otherkin is a lot like being black in the 50s. What I mean by this is that coming out of the closet as an Otherkin (like coming out as a black person) can be dangerous to your health. I personally have had people shout slurs at me in the park, had a large carton […]