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Worthless Guide to Drugs Part 3: Higher Still

By Henry Fact: Not all drugs are illegal. Every year Americans spend more than 38 dollars on safe and effective over-the-counter drugs such as aspirin, cough syrup, energy drinks, and cigarettes. These four legal drugs alone provide us humans with relief from some important symptoms (Headaches, coughs, low energy, and not hacking up blood due […]

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Worthless Guide to Monsters Part 1: Werewolves

By Henry Fear. Fear is the one and only thing which separates humans from beasts and inanimate objects. But what does man fear most? You guessed it: Monsters. In this series of articles we’ll travel through the human brain and learn the history of the most popular monsters in the world, hear evidence of their […]

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Worthless Guide to Antisocialism: Part 2

Part 1 – The Rudiments & The Madness Part 2 – The Ghost & The Killer The Ghost

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Worthless Guide to Antisocialism

By M. Anger You don’t like to be bothered, but someone just won’t leave you alone. What can you do in this situation? Sure, you could drug them, drag them back to their apartment, pack a suitcase full of clothes, and then throw the suitcase into the river after burying them in a shallow grave […]

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Halo 3 Review

By Tommy I wrote a email to this website about how much I like halo 3. The nice man who run this website asked if I could write a thing for this website about what I thought of it because I had an interesting per-spec-tive (had to look that up) about it. He says he […]

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Social Aptitude Quiz

This is the Social Aptitude Quiz. Answer these 15 questions to find out how socially crippled you are. I’m not asking, I’m telling.

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Unremarkable Everyman

You are the… Unremarkable Everyman (Fairly Cool) You’re even average at being normal Your distinguishing characteristics: You hold the same interests as billions of other people

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Recourceful Drifter

You are the… Resourceful Drifter (Extremely Cool) Living the high life on the open road   Your distinguishing characteristics: You’re a fast thinker and a fast talker; charisma is your tool.

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The Freak

You are the… Freak (Cool*) What the… Your distinguishing characteristics: You’re all messed up; it is widely believed that you have “some kind of condition or something”

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Evolutionary Cul-De-Sac

You are the: Evolutionary Cul-de-sac (Extraordinarily Un-cool) My, we’ve certainly squandered the precious gift of life, haven’t we?   Your distinguishing characteristics:

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Classic Nerd

You are the… Classic Nerd (Uncool)