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Paranormal Short Stories

The Haunting

  “Ah, this is the life,” I said, settling into my easy chair and taking a sip of orange drink, “Not a care in the world.” I glanced at the clock; 6:04. The show had already begun. Grinding my teeth in anticipation, I flipped on the television. A fierce battle sequence erupted on screen. I rocked […]

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Reviews

Product Review: Various ‘As Seen On TV’ Products

I’ve always been a big fan of As Seen On TV gadgets. Not in a “wow, this stuff is actually pretty cool and useful” sort of way though. It’s more like an “Oh my god, this is the most hilarious piece of shit I have ever seen, I can’t even believe it” kind of thing. […]

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Untranslatable

Untranslatable: Year 2010 Movie Summers Blockbuster Review

Notice: The following is part of my unbelievably stupid Untranslatable series. After hastily writing these articles in English, I ran them through automated translators multiple times (choosing languages at random) until they were nearly unintelligible. I then edited them so they were somewhat less unintelligible (and hopefully at least partially readable). I did not add […]

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5 Absurdly Specific Simulator Games Whose Existence I Find Puzzling

Looking through PC game new release lists lately, I’m puzzled by the apparent abundance of what I like to call “Monotonous Task Simulators”. These games take the idea of Flight Simulator or Train Simulator (which, if you ask me, already push the boundaries of dullness) and develop similar games in which you perform jobs or […]

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Review: 6 Overrated Films From The IMDB Top 250

In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m this guy who runs his own website. This makes my opinion only slightly more valuable than some random guy in a baseball cap who signed up for IMDB and gave The Truman Show 10 stars. Only slightly more valuable, but more valuable nonetheless. So you just know that when […]