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The Haunting

“Ah, this is the life,” I said, settling into my easy chair and taking a sip of orange drink, “Not a care in the world.”   I glanced at the clock; 6:04. The show had already begun. Grinding my teeth in anticipation, I flipped on the television. A fierce battle sequence erupted on screen. I […]

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Product Review: Various ‘As Seen On TV’ Products

I’ve always been a big fan of As Seen On TV gadgets. Not in a “wow, this stuff is actually pretty cool and useful” sort of way though. It’s more like an “Oh my god, this is the most hilarious piece of shit I have ever seen, I can’t even believe it” kind of thing. […]

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How To Subdue a Nerd Who Has Flown Into a Violent, Videogame-Induced Rage

It is still not uncommon for the general public to assume that all videogamers are socially inept losers prone to uncontrollable outbursts of intense and inexplicable violence. This is incorrect. In reality, only 65-72% of males who play videogames on a regular basis fit this description, so obviously it’s slightly unfair to generalize. Also, this […]

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Engrish Movie Reviews: Year 2010 Summers Blockbust

This summer, patron must gird throbbing loins with the fun which the large expensive film can bring. Which is to say: Loving will induce a fun. Respect the joyful picnic. The summer movie proposes this: Escape your trouble! Escape the career which you is miserable! Escape the nagger cruelty of a wife whom pulverizes your […]

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5 Absurdly Specific Simulator Games Whose Existence I Find Puzzling

Looking through PC game new release lists lately, I’m puzzled by the apparent abundance of what I like to call “Monotonous Task Simulators”. These games take the idea of Flight Simulator or Train Simulator (which, if you ask me, already push the boundaries of dullness) and develop similar games in which you perform jobs or […]

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Review: 6 Overrated Films From The IMDB Top 250

In case you hadn’t noticed, I’m this guy who runs his own website. This makes my opinion only slightly more valuable than some random guy in a baseball cap who signed up for IMDB and gave The Truman Show 10 stars. Only slightly more valuable, but more valuable nonetheless. So you just know that when […]