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How To Die

If we’re going to be honest here, there are really only a few real options when it comes to death: You can either die of old age (natural causes), you can happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time (unlucky), or you can off yourself (suicide). Obviously there isn’t too much I […]

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White-Hot Swordfighting Tips for Swordfighters

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Combat using swords is harder than most civilians would imagine. You not only need skill in handling the weapon, but also the mental conviction to deliver the killing blow (when needed). There are also many lesser-known factors most laymen don’t consider about weapons combat. Factors like balance. Balancing is actually […]

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How To Get Out of Coping With The Existential Horror of Your Purposeless Life

A lot of needless thought tends to go into the “important” questions in life. “Why are we here?” “What is my purpose?” “Is there a god?” For most people, knowing The Meaning of Life isn’t going to change anything. Sure, Slovenly Joe The Racist Plumber might get a kick out of knowing life on earth […]

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Sasquatch Faces Rejection at The Pine City Post Office

Sasquatch stands inside the lobby of the Pine City Post Office with a confused look on his face.   “Can I help you with something?” Says the woman behind the counter without lifting her eyes from her book.   Sasquatch walks up to the counter and sets down a small white scrap of paper in […]

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Golf is Kind of Stupid

I honestly can’t understand why any human being would choose to play golf. I mean, I guess I can see why a person might find the idea of golf appealing, but as far as the actual experience goes, I just don’t get it. I’m sure when most people think of golf they imagine the peaceful […]

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How To Score a Date with The Perfect Hotties!

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley People always ask me: “Martin, how do you meet so many hot ladies? You’ve got all the luck!” While it may be true that I have very little trouble attracting the opposite sex, this has nothing to do with “finding” the women. Finding women is easy, they’re all around! I […]

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Sasquatch Faces Rejection at The Tennis Court

Two girls are playing tennis in the tennis court at foot of some mountains. In the middle of the match, one of the girls looks up and sees Sasquatch standing at the edge of the court with a tennis racket clutched in his paw. “Hey Terri look,” she says, pointing, “a sasquatch.” Terri stops in […]

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How To Avoid a Fight Like The Coward You Are

I don’t know anything about fighting, but I do know plenty about avoiding fights. I’ve been doing it all my life. Mostly it’s because of my face. It isn’t that great-looking or anything, but I worry about it sometimes. See, it’s a good bet that if someone hit me in the face they’d cave my […]