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Phrases Nerds Should Maybe Stop Using (2004 Edition)

Do nerds still exist? I would propose that they do, in a sense. They’ve [d]evolved from their gentle pocket-protector-wearing, dungeons-and-dragons-playing origins into something far more sinister. The internet has given them a voice. A place from which they can rail against The World Which Has Abandoned Them without fear of reprisal. The nerd is the […]

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How to Craft the Perfect Resume

Howdy ya’ll, this is your old pal Martin “The Baron” Hubley here again to spurt some more knowlege into your mouths and onto the front of your shirts. How many times has this happened to you: You apply for a job, but the boss gives it to someone else! Sure is rotten isn’t it?! Well […]

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How To Write a Proper Thank-You Note

Thank-You notes are, without a doubt, absolutely integral to the way our society functions. Let’s say for example that you’ve just attended a fantastic party hosted by Shane O’Sullivan, one of your closest Irish-American friends. Your first thought upon arriving home from the party would most likely be something like: “Wow, that sure was a […]

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Don’t Mess With Otherkin!

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Some of my faithful readers may know this, but for others it may come as something of a shock: I am otherkin. I’m not ashamed to say it. My body is inhabited by the spirit of an elder dragon which goes by the name of Nga’thhlt (a name which many […]