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The Father

Father Jameson grinned, pressing the cold steel barrel of the revolver into the child’s temple.   “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned…” the boy blubbered.   “Shudthefuggup.” the priest rumbled, closing his eyes and taking another drag from his cigarette, “It’s too late for that.”   “He didn’t know! He didn’t mean nothin’ by […]

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5 Phrases Nerds Should Really Stop Using

Do nerds still exist? I would propose that they do, in a sense. They’ve [d]evolved from their gentle pocket-protector-wearing, dungeons-and-dragons-playing origins into something far more sinister. The internet has given them a voice. A place from which they can rail against The World Which Has Abandoned Them without fear of reprisal. The nerd is the […]

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How to Craft the Perfect Resume

Howdy ya’ll, this is your old pal Martin “The Baron” Hubley here again to spurt some more knowlege into your mouths and onto the front of your shirts. How many times has this happened to you: You apply for a job, but the boss gives it to someone else! Sure is rotten isn’t it?! Well […]

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The Life & Time Of Distinguished Historian William H. MacMillan

Each morning at 5:30 sharp, distinguished historian William H. MacMillan would leap from his third-level bunk bed, flip on the lights, and, jutting out his jaw, begin to beat upon his chest with his fists, declaring himself to be high king of the jungle. His fourteen sisters would grumble and groan, thrashing about in their […]

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How To Write a Proper Thank-You Note

Thank-You notes are, without a doubt, absolutely integral to the way our society functions. Let’s say for example that you’ve just attended a fantastic party hosted by Shane O’Sullivan, one of your closest Irish-American friends. Your first thought upon arriving home from the party would most likely be something like: “Wow, that sure was a […]

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20 Laughable Photos of Country Music Superstars in Repose

If’n ya’ll think country music singers are nothin’ but a bunch of high-falutin’ wish-washy Hollywood phonies…well sheeeat, you couldn’t be more wrong. Hell, these fellas’r just regular ol’ joes livin’ down in a holler jus’ like you’n me! If’n ya don’t believe me, just take a good long gander at these here “publicity photos.” Shewt, […]

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Don’t Mess With Otherkin!

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Some of my faithful readers may know this, but for others it may come as something of a shock: I am otherkin. I’m not ashamed to say it. My body is inhabited by the spirit of an elder dragon which goes by the name of Nga’thhlt (a name which many […]