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Quest For Time 2010 UpdateTacular!

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Greetings all, from the lands of Dverz, Anthroes, and Hurans! For those of you who are wondering what the Sam Hell I’m talking about, it’s the MMORPG Online Game I’ve been developing known as The Quest For Time. I know it’s been quite some time since I’ve updated y’alls on […]

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Christian Game Review: Bayonetta

Hi there fellow Christians. My name is Lucas Bell, and I’m a professional video game reviewer and professional video game lover. I began writing game reviews in 1988, when I noticed the godlessness that pervaded most popular videogames at the time. These games contained dinosaurs, rock and roll, and kissing. Sorry game developers but the […]

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CRASH MOVIE SCRIPT: PAUL HAGGIS DIRECTOR’S CUT

By Acclaimed Film Director Paul Haggis Hello, I’m acclaimed film director Paul Haggis. I’ve written scripts for hit family shows such as Walker: Texas Ranger, The Facts of Life, and [Hey,] Whose the Boss [Is This?]. Most recently, I penned the script to the (triple) Oscar winning film Crash which starred actors like Don Cheadle, […]

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Top 10 Things I’d Do With a Million Bucks

By Martin “The Baron’ Hubley Some people say money can’t buy happiness, but obviously these folks have never been rich! Yes, being filthy rich has been the dream of every hot-blooded human being since pirate times, myself included! Due to my higher-functioning brain, my dreams are EXTREMELY vivid as well, so the money seems even […]

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How To Spot & Capture a Homosexual

I am a heterosexual male. Some time ago, I went to see a movie with my cousin (a man who is married to a woman and also heterosexual as far as I am aware). I hadn’t eaten anything that day, so I decided to get two large orders of $76 nachos, a giant Dr. Pepper, […]

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Dairy Queen

The clerk was screaming. Blubbering and sputtering and choking and I swung again and again and again. Blood spattered my eyes and powerful hate surged out through the red veil. I drew my arm back, the pipe gripped solidly in my fist. In my head blazed his smirk. “We’re all out of Butterfinger” I heard […]