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Christian Game Review: Bayonetta

  Hello fellow gaming lovers! Please allow me to introduce myself: I’m Lukas777. I’m a professional video game lover, and I’m in a relationship with a man and a dead baby. But wait! Before you throw me a surprise Pride Parade or file a report with the pedophile brigade: The gay man and the dead […]

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CRASH MOVIE SCRIPT: PAUL HAGGIS DIRECTOR’S CUT

By Acclaimed Film Director Paul Haggis Hello, I’m acclaimed film director Paul Haggis. I’ve written scripts for hit family shows such as Walker: Texas Ranger, The Facts of Life, and [Hey,] Whose the Boss [Is This?]. Most recently, I penned the script to the (triple) Oscar winning film Crash which starred actors like Don Cheadle, […]

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Dairy Queen

The clerk was screaming. Blubbering and sputtering and choking and I swung again and again and again. Blood spattered my eyes and powerful hate surged out through the red veil. I drew my arm back, the pipe gripped solidly in my fist. In my head blazed his smirk. “We’re all out of Butterfinger” I heard […]