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These Horrible Self Defense Tools Will Make You Dead

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley I consider myself to be something of a consumer advocate when it comes to the internet. There is so much misinformation floating out there on the cybernet that it’s ridiculous. In a PREVIOUS ARTICLE I revealed the greatest self-defense tools of all time, and also let readers in on what I […]

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Mind Your Manners in Tunisia (Or Pay The Ultimate Price)

Traveling to other countries can be a harrowing experience. When you are unfamiliar with the culture of a particular area, you will often find yourself questioning everything you do. You will constantly ask yourself “Is the action I am about to take offensive Will it upset my host?” A simple gesture like stroking the mustache […]

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Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 1

Hello and hail and well meet! My name is Bazul and I am coming from United Arab Emerate! I am here today to be talking to you about the best films of America! America is being a great country and the films of America are being great as well (if logic proceeds)! Some films are […]

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Frisbee is Kind of Stupid (A Guide)

What is frisbee? Is it a game? A pasttime? A sport? Or is it, in fact, way of life (as many of its supporters would have you believe)? I propose that none of these things is true. Frisbee is merely a concept. An idea without merit. An elder cloud of dust; the ashes of fallen […]

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Self-Defense: Reader Mail

Joe: Any state I’ve lived in if I get caught carrying a knife bigger than a nail clipper, I’m off to jail. Do you carry these knives despite the law, or in which state are you allowed this luxury. However, I think the average person – me, included, wouldn’t know how to use a knife. […]

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Terrible Films Made Beautiful: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

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How To Get Out Of A Conversation With Someone Who Won’t Shut The Hell Up

This is a guide which should help you get out of unwanted conversations. It is recommended reading for those who are verbally harrased by chatty coworkers, relatives, or friends who just can’t seem to recognize when you’re trying to break away from a conversation. It is divided into sections. The mildest escape methods come first, […]

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There. I Designed a Better American Flag.

The design of the American flag needs a reboot, and I’m just the one to do it. What are my qualifications you ask? Well: I live in America, I pay most of the taxes I’m supposed to, and although I don’t vote, I appreciate the sentiment behind it.   See, since I CRITICIZED THE DESIGN […]

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My Country and United State Are Much The Same!!

Hello my friend and how are you today! My name is Bazul Najjar and I am from the great nation of United Arab Emerate! What am I here to talk about today you are ask! Well I am glad you have asked this! I have the answer! I am here because I have got man […]