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16 Baffling Warning Signs Which Will Hasten Your Death

Rest assured: I’m well aware that I’ve already published way too many pointless photo galleries of Nonsensical Warning Signs. I also know that I’m probably the only sentient creature in the universe who finds stick figures being dismembered so entertaining, but what can I say? I like ’em!

So for what is probably the last time, I’ve [borrowed] a bunch of signs from The Stick Figures In Peril Flickr Pool and reposted them here without getting permission from any of the wonderful people who actually took the time to photograph and upload them.

But hey, if you own any of these pictures and don’t want some asshole like me using them, just Send Me An Annoyed Email and I’ll remove them right away.

1. TO THOSE WHO INSIST UPON HEAVING HANDFULS OF ENIGMATIC CHANGE INTO OUR BODIES OF WATER

Engrish Sign Change

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2. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLEAN BLADE WITH SELF

Warning Sign Mangled

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3. DANGER: WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS

Danger Explosion Of Something

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4. OH JUST THROW THAT ANYWHERE

Throw Baby

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5. HE DIED AS HE LIVED: SPRAWLED UPON THE ROAD WITH AN OVERSIZED MP3 PLAYER SUSPENDED ABOVE HIM FOR SOME REASON

MP3 Death

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6. YEAH! RAPE IS THE COWARD’S WAY OUT!

Real Men Don't Rape

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7. BANG BANG BANG! AUUUGGGHHHH! *CRUNCH*

Danger Or Whatever

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8. CYLINDER MAY BE UTILIZED TO FACILITATE THE DESTRUCTION OF CYCLOPS

DANGER CYCLOPS

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9. I’LL JUST ASSUME THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BESTIALITY

Warning Dog Shower

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10. BIFURCATION OF A COWORKER CAN BE DANGEROUS: DON’T RISK IT!

Warning Chopper

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11. WARNING: TOOK PEYOTE

WARNING PEYOTE

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12. TWAS HIS WONT TO KNEEL AND PRAY ‘NEATH THE DOZER’S ARM

CAUTION BULLDOZER PRAYER

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13. I BET THIS SIGN COMES FROM THE CONTINENT OF ASIA

WARNING ASIA

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14. WHOA, HOLD ON A SECOND

SKILIFT ENEMA

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15. WHAT.

RUNAWAY BUNNY

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16. SCOLDING LOUDMOUTH FISH WITHIN EXTRADIMENSIONAL PORTALS WITHIN THE BELLY OF LARGER, SEEMINGLY UNHAPPY FISH IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED

DO NOT SCOLD FISH

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