Rest assured: I’m well aware that I’ve already published way too many pointless photo galleries of Nonsensical Warning Signs. I also know that I’m probably the only sentient creature in the universe who finds stick figures being dismembered so entertaining, but what can I say? I like ’em!
So for what is probably the last time, I’ve [borrowed] a bunch of signs from The Stick Figures In Peril Flickr Pool and reposted them here without getting permission from any of the wonderful people who actually took the time to photograph and upload them.
But hey, if you own any of these pictures and don’t want some asshole like me using them, just Send Me An Annoyed Email and I’ll remove them right away.
1. TO THOSE WHO INSIST UPON HEAVING HANDFULS OF ENIGMATIC CHANGE INTO OUR BODIES OF WATER
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2. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLEAN BLADE WITH SELF
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3. DANGER: WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS
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4. OH JUST THROW THAT ANYWHERE
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5. HE DIED AS HE LIVED: SPRAWLED UPON THE ROAD WITH AN OVERSIZED MP3 PLAYER SUSPENDED ABOVE HIM FOR SOME REASON
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6. YEAH! RAPE IS THE COWARD’S WAY OUT!
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7. BANG BANG BANG! AUUUGGGHHHH! *CRUNCH*
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8. CYLINDER MAY BE UTILIZED TO FACILITATE THE DESTRUCTION OF CYCLOPS
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9. I’LL JUST ASSUME THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BESTIALITY
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10. BIFURCATION OF A COWORKER CAN BE DANGEROUS: DON’T RISK IT!
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11. WARNING: TOOK PEYOTE
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12. TWAS HIS WONT TO KNEEL AND PRAY ‘NEATH THE DOZER’S ARM
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13. I BET THIS SIGN COMES FROM THE CONTINENT OF ASIA
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14. WHOA, HOLD ON A SECOND
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15. WHAT.
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16. SCOLDING LOUDMOUTH FISH WITHIN EXTRADIMENSIONAL PORTALS WITHIN THE BELLY OF LARGER, SEEMINGLY UNHAPPY FISH IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED
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