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Baffling Warning Signs Which Will Likely Hasten Your Death

Warning signs: one of my favorite things. Here are some that don’t make sense.

TO THOSE WHO INSIST UPON HEAVING HANDFULS OF ENIGMATIC CHANGE INTO OUR BODIES OF WATER: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Engrish Sign Change
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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLEAN BLADE WITH SELF

Warning Sign Mangled
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DANGER: WHATEVER THE HELL THIS MEANS

Danger Explosion Of Something
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OH JUST THROW THAT ANYWHERE

Throw Baby
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HE DIED AS HE LIVED: SPRAWLED UPON THE ROAD WITH AN OVERSIZED MP3 PLAYER SUSPENDED ABOVE HIM FOR SOME REASON

MP3 Death
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YEAH! RAPE IS THE COWARD’S WAY OUT!

Real Men Don't Rape
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BANG BANG BANG! AUUUGGGHHHH! *CRUNCH*

Danger Or Whatever
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CYLINDER MAY BE UTILIZED TO FACILITATE THE DESTRUCTION OF CYCLOPS

DANGER CYCLOPS
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LET’S JUST ASSUME THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BESTIALITY

Warning Dog Shower
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BIFURCATION OF A COWORKER CAN BE DANGEROUS: DON’T RISK IT!

Warning Chopper
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CAUTION: TOOK PEYOTE

WARNING PEYOTE
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TWAS HIS WONT TO KNEEL AND PRAY ‘NEATH THE DOZER’S ARM

CAUTION BULLDOZER PRAYER
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MIND THE BARKING AND SNUFFLING TRYPOPHOBIA CATS

WARNING ASIA
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WHOA, HOLD ON A SECOND

SKILIFT ENEMA
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WHAT.

RUNAWAY BUNNY

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SCOLDING LOUDMOUTH FISH WITHIN EXTRADIMENSIONAL PORTALS WITHIN THE BELLY OF LARGER, OSTENSIBLY UNHAPPY FISH IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED

DO NOT SCOLD FISH
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