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Recourceful Drifter

You are the…

Resourceful Drifter

(Extremely Cool)

Living the high life on the open road

 

Your distinguishing characteristics:

  • You’re a fast thinker and a fast talker; charisma is your tool.

    You are the…

    Resourceful Drifter

    (Extremely Cool)

    Living the high life on the open road

     

    Your distinguishing characteristics:

    • You’re a fast thinker and a fast talker; charisma is your tool.
    • You often nap under oak trees on warm summer afternoons.
    • You once fooled Opie Taylor and a small group of other young
      children into bringing you food by pretending to have a crippled leg.

    • You have used a handkerchief to strain coffee grounds.
    • The nicest place you’ve ever stayed was somebody’s 1995 Lincoln
      Town Car which they happen to have left unlocked in the airport parking
      lot.

    • You play in a reasonably successful bluegrass band, but
      everything fell apart when the wooden spoon player / lead singer quit
      in order that he might pursue a lucrative career as a night manager at
      Denny’s.

    Dating Advice

    I would recommend posing as a well-to-do out of state oil tycoon and
    attempting to trick a rich widow into marrying you. Get yourself a
    suit, a top hat, and a monocle and give it all you’ve got. It this
    doesn’t work you can always just rob her and use the money to get a
    prostitute and some malt liquor.

    Final Coolness Judgment

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    You are extremely cool! Kids look up to you because you can do all
    those coin tricks, women love the 5 o’clock shadow, and men admire your
    freewheeling lifestyle. Sure, it might not sound cool to be found dead
    in a gutter at the age of 34, wrapped in discarded newspapers and
    surrounded by spoons caked with crack residue, but you wouldn’t have
    had it any other way.

    Possible Results
    In case you were wondering, here are the other ratings you could have achieved:

    Evolutionary Cul-De-Sac

    Unremarkable Everyman

    The Freak

    Classic Nerd

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