By Tommy Perkins I dont think my granpa Carvello likes black people much. Every time were in the car and a black guy even comes close he presses the button so the door locks real quick. one time I asked: hey granpa why did you do that anyhow and he says: You know you got […]
FADE-IN CONSTRUCTION SITE – WIDE SHOT – DAY Walker’s truck is shown entering GLEN COVE CONSTRUCTION site. Three CONSTRUCTION TOUGHS mill around out front, kicking at dirt and leaning against various objects. WALKER exits his DUSTY AMERICAN TRUCK and approaches them. WALKER: I’m a Texas Ranger, do any of you boys know where I […]
By Martin “The Baron” Russmier I’m just going to skip the festivities here and delve right into the meat of the second part of my review of The Watchman. Just fair warning though: This review is going to be a bit different from most of the reviews I write. I won’t attempt to retell each […]
What led me to write this article was a conversation I had about ghouls with a coworker the other day. I said, “Hey, what exactly IS a ghoul anyway.” He ignored me, turning a page in his book. “Is a ghoul the same thing as a ghost? Maybe it’s more like a zombie. But I […]
By Martin “The Baron” Russmier Howdy folks! Welcome to another edition of The Baron’s Film Korner. I am, of course, The Baron (AKA Martin Russmier), and I will be your host for today’s festivities. The film I will be discussing today is Zach Schnieder’s The Watchman. This is obviously a really popular film, and I’m […]
I have a confession to make: I only own a regular old black leather wallet. I realize of course that this probably makes me lose credibility with all the wallet aficionados out there, but that’s fine. Honestly, if there’s any group I don’t mind losing the respect of, it’s wallet fans. See, I don’t have […]
A lot of people love dogs, but I have to say I’m not really a big fan. They jump up on you, they smell like an open sewer, they slobber all the time and tear apart your shoes; it’s just a huge mess. The same thing goes for celebrity dogs. A lot of people tend […]
Man ask Grobnar to tell about things he find all around. Man say Grobnar talk about thing and tell how he use thing. Also he say Grobnar say if thing is good or bad. Grobnar no know why but man say he give Grobnar mammal meat if Grobnar do this. So Grobnar think he help. […]
Helping one another is what keeps communities strong. If you happen to see your elderly neighbor struggling to carry a bag of groceries up her stairs you, obviously you’re going to stop and help. There are a number of moral reasons for this, but since I can’t think of any specific ones right now you’ll […]
I don’t even know what number in the Animal Awards series this article will be. Is it the 6th? 8th? It’s a mystery. But there are many more species to give worst-of awards to; I can’t stop to check now, so let’s just say this is the 9th in an infinite part series. In this […]
I’d estimate that 60% of stores in most malls are almost completely worthless. Footlocker? Not even close to being needed. The Original Mattress Factory? Total crap. Bath & Body Works? Please! What a joke. All of these places could disappear overnight and it wouldn’t make a bit of difference in anyone’s lives. In fact, the […]
I have a rule that I don’t start an article with pointless, seminonsensical puns. For example, if I were writing about those games at arcades which give out tickets it might’ve been something like: “Sometimes making children feel like winners is ‘Just the Ticket’ for someone who wants to succeed in the arcade business!” or […]