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Grobnar Review Things

Man
ask Grobnar to tell about things he find all around. Man say Grobnar
talk about thing and tell how he use thing. Also he say Grobnar say if
thing is good or bad. Grobnar no know why but man say he give Grobnar
mammal meat if Grobnar do this.

So Grobnar think he help. Grobnar
hungry. Grobnar not eat nothing in days. Well, Grobnar eat small bird,
but that not fill Grobnar up. So Grobnar tell stories and get mammal
meat. Grobnar mouth watering already.

Man
ask Grobnar to tell about things he find all around. Man say Grobnar
talk about thing and tell how he use thing. Also he say Grobnar say if
thing is good or bad. Grobnar no know why but man say he give Grobnar
mammal meat if Grobnar do this.

So Grobnar think he help. Grobnar
hungry. Grobnar not eat nothing in days. Well, Grobnar eat small bird,
but that not fill Grobnar up. So Grobnar tell stories and get mammal
meat. Grobnar mouth watering already.

Big Stick

What Happen

StickGrobnar
find big stick in forest and pick up. Grobnar think stick fall off
tree, but Grobnar not sure. Grobnar hit ground and rocks and tree and
big stick not break. Big stick strong. Grobnar walk for while and then
Grobnar see brown rabbit on log. Grobnar think to use big stick to
smash rabbit and make dead so Grobnar eat. Grobnar go up and smash
stick to rabbit, but rabbit hear Grobnar and run away. Then Grobnar
think that maybe rabbit no good to get with stick because rabbit too
fast.

Grobnar then see sqwakybird not far. Grobnar run fast to
smash sqwakybird because Grobnar know sqwakybird no fly. Sqwakybird
dumb bird. Grobnar mush sqwakybird head. After that, red come on the
ground and sqwakybird no move no more. Grobnar eat sqwakybird and go
sleep in bush.

Thing Good?

Big
stick pretty good, but Grobnar think it not good to kill little
mammals. Better to find rocks. Rocks hard and Grobnar throw them good
and strong. But big stick kill dumb bird like sqwakybird real good.
Stupid birds.

Puffy Ground Plant

What Happen

MushroomSome
time Grobnar find strange plant on ground by tree or in grass place.
Plant look like little soft brown tree but with lilly pad on top.
Grobnar no know what plant is so Grobnar not eat. Grobnar think some
strange plant or berry bad thing for Grobnar.

But one time
Grobnar very very hungry and Grobnar find no mammals or plant nowhere.
Grobnar stomach making so much noise and bad feeling, so Grobnar eat
one puffy ground tree. Grobnar see nothing happen and taste good so
Grobnar eat more and more soft ground trees.

Then Grobnar feel
strange in Grobnar head. Grobnar see mammals and trees and all are
funny to Grobnar. Grobnar not stop laughing for long time. Grobnar saw
face in tree and face talk to Grobnar. Grobnar not know what tree say,
but tree make funny voice like bloob bloob blob. Grobnar laugh and
laugh. Grass and sun feel extra good for Grobnar that day. Then get
dark and Grobnar not feel so good. Grobnar hear demon far away and
close in trees and shape in dark. Grobnar hear demon laughing in
Grobnar head. Demon no stop. Grobnar yell stop stop but demon scream
and laugh loud even still. Grobnar take big rock, smash head to stop
demon. Grobnar wake in light and demon gone. Grobnar head and belly
hurt.

Thing Good?

No! No eat puffy ground plants. Bad thing.

Burning Ball in Sky

What Happen

Sun SkyGrobnar
see burning ball in sky for long as Grobnar remember. Grobnar think
ball like fire Grobnar make on ground, but bigger from the Stone Gods.
Stone Gods good to Grobnar. Grobnar pray to stone altar and carry idol
with for all time. Burning ball good gift. Grobnar great-full.

Burning
ball fall from sky always same time. Fire go under ground far away and
Grobnar no see nothing but black and get much cold. But Grobnar feel
tired too, so most time Grobnar go sleep and when Grobnar wake up
burning ball come back to sky. Make warm on Grobnar face. Grobnar feel
happy.

Thing Good?

Yes.
Burning ball very good. If it stay down Grobnar not get anything done.
Dark no good for Grobnar; not see mammals or berries or nothing.
Grobnar think all man know burning ball good so no point for Grobnar
say it.

Grobnar done talk about thing. Go get mammal meat from man now. Maybe Grobnar write more thing if man give more meat.

Grobnar like eat meat.

Yum.

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