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Worthless Guide to Monsters Part 1: Werewolves

By Henry Fear. Fear is the one and only thing which separates humans from beasts and inanimate objects. But what does man fear most? You guessed it: Monsters. In this series of articles we’ll travel through the human brain and learn the history of the most popular monsters in the world, hear evidence of their […]

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Worthless Guide to Antisocialism: Part 2

Part 1 – The Rudiments & The Madness Part 2 – The Ghost & The Killer The Ghost

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Worthless Guide to Antisocialism

By M. Anger You don’t like to be bothered, but someone just won’t leave you alone. What can you do in this situation? Sure, you could drug them, drag them back to their apartment, pack a suitcase full of clothes, and then throw the suitcase into the river after burying them in a shallow grave […]

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Halo 3 Review

By Tommy I wrote a email to this website about how much I like halo 3. The nice man who run this website asked if I could write a thing for this website about what I thought of it because I had an interesting per-spec-tive (had to look that up) about it. He says he […]

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Social Aptitude Quiz

This is the Social Aptitude Quiz. Answer these 15 questions to find out how socially crippled you are. I’m not asking, I’m telling.

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Recourceful Drifter

You are the… Resourceful Drifter (Extremely Cool) Living the high life on the open road   Your distinguishing characteristics: You’re a fast thinker and a fast talker; charisma is your tool.

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Evolutionary Cul-De-Sac

You are the: Evolutionary Cul-de-sac (Extraordinarily Un-cool) My, we’ve certainly squandered the precious gift of life, haven’t we?   Your distinguishing characteristics:

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Classic Nerd

You are the… Classic Nerd (Uncool)

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History of Military Terms

By The Baron If you’ve ever watched a film or read a book about the military, you know that they use a lot of strange and interesting words and phrases that uneducated people have a hard time understanding. I have written this glossary to help those people. These particular terms come from the Vietnam War. I […]

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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Cars

By M. Anger Cars. Everybody has them (except really poor people, children, and many people in cities) and everybody loves them (except me). But there are some cars which I hate more than others: The Hummer H2, Dodge Magnum, Chrysler 300, and Mercedes SLR McLaren. These are cars which bring great shame upon themselves and […]

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Oh Great, I Graduated. Now What the F### am I Supposed to Do?

The path to high school graduation is fraught with dangers. The simple days of “an apple a day”, “join choir to get out of real classes” and “taunt the fat kid until he goes insane” are long gone. Battles with bands of wild brigands, an attack from a giant squid, and the death of their […]

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George Lucas & The Wedding

We went into the church and walked over to the bar. George stood still for a moment, crossing himself and then began to wring his hands. I shook my head, touching his shoulder. “Maybe we shouldn’t.” I said, “Anyway it doesn’t seem right. How many churches do you know that keep a fully stocked bar? […]