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Worthless Guide to Monsters Part 3 – Vampires

By Henry For many children, the dream of feasting upon the blood of the living in order to attain immortality is never fully realized. Sure, sucking the blood from a fresh cut on an infant or relative might give a person a cheap thrill, but the joy it brings is hollow and fleeting. So even […]

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Worthless Guide to Social Graces – Part 1: Restrooms

By Kevin Certainly you’ve met others in your life who you would consider to be “rude”. Some murmur loudly while chewing their food, some knock over the elderly in order to get a better spot in line, and then there are those who would reach in to grab a piece of gum out of your […]

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Worthless Guide to Monsters Part 2: Mummies

By Henry Have you ever gotten a chill when walking by a pharaoh’s tomb? This is likely caused by the spirit of a mummy. Mummies are ancient creatures which have been around for hundreds of years. Thousands of people have been killed by them. A few have even been captured and are now on display […]

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Frosty The Snowman: Epitaph

December 02, 1952 A.D. – I am born once again. I do not know the how or the why; I know only that I live. I gaze about with wonder. I could not have imagined the incredible changes which have swept across the face of this world in the many centuries I have slept. Great […]

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Sainted / Tainted 1: Busrides & Watery Graves

By Kevin Helping a stranger in need will bring no reward, and thoughtlessness breaks no law. How can one publicly shame those who wrong them while simultaneously commending anonymous do-gooders? By writing to the Sainted/Tainted portion of the local newspaper, that’s how! Here are a few selected entries we’ve compiled from the most prestigious papers […]

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Worthless Guide to Monsters Part 1.5: Werewolf Q&A

By The Baron Werewolves are intriguing creatures, and like most other monsters there is a lot of misinformation floating around about them. Luckily I have been asked to shed some light on the subject in this series of monster Q&As, beginning with werewolves (also see the werewolf guide HERE). They have also asked world renowned […]

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Worthless Guide to Drugs Part 3: Higher Still

By Henry Fact: Not all drugs are illegal. Every year Americans spend more than 38 dollars on safe and effective over-the-counter drugs such as aspirin, cough syrup, energy drinks, and cigarettes. These four legal drugs alone provide us humans with relief from some important symptoms (Headaches, coughs, low energy, and not hacking up blood due […]

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Worthless Guide to Monsters Part 1: Werewolves

By Henry Fear. Fear is the one and only thing which separates humans from beasts and inanimate objects. But what does man fear most? You guessed it: Monsters. In this series of articles we’ll travel through the human brain and learn the history of the most popular monsters in the world, hear evidence of their […]

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Worthless Guide to Antisocialism: Part 2

Part 1 – The Rudiments & The Madness Part 2 – The Ghost & The Killer The Ghost

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Worthless Guide to Antisocialism

By M. Anger You don’t like to be bothered, but someone just won’t leave you alone. What can you do in this situation? Sure, you could drug them, drag them back to their apartment, pack a suitcase full of clothes, and then throw the suitcase into the river after burying them in a shallow grave […]

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Halo 3 Review

By Tommy I wrote a email to this website about how much I like halo 3. The nice man who run this website asked if I could write a thing for this website about what I thought of it because I had an interesting per-spec-tive (had to look that up) about it. He says he […]

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Social Aptitude Quiz

This is the Social Aptitude Quiz. Answer these 15 questions to find out how socially crippled you are. I’m not asking, I’m telling.