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This is Part 2 of something related to buying cars. I can’t exactly remember what the actual title of it was so this will have to do. Part 1 is BACK HERE in case you missed it. We are now going to discuss financing. And because I can’t exactly define this word without boring myself […]
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The Baron’s Film Korner: Iron Man
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley“Holla, me gusto La Baron, pero yo quiero los videojuegos!” For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, what I just said was “Hello, my name is The Baron and I love movies!” It’s a fun little exersize in ethnic languages, and it doesn’t hurt that it’s true too. Me and […]
Now you’ve done it. You’ve caused us to be stranded at sea in a lifeboat. I’m not sure how you let this happen, but I guess there isn’t anything to be done about it now. I suppose we just try to stay alive until we’re rescued. Hmm … sooo what’s been happening with you guys […]
Children are wonderful gifts. We should all be so lucky as to have a one sometime. But those of us who hate children or are asexual will never experience childjoy unless we somehow manage to accidentally knock somebody up or reproduce spontaneously, which is a little sad. So on a barely-related note, today’s Sainted/Tainted features […]
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Advice Column: Cars Cars (Cars)
From time to time I like to use this website to help people out. What can I say, I’m a charitable person. Some people even call me “The Giver”, believe it or not. One of the services I provide is this advice column. Unfortunately, hardly anyone reads this website, so I don’t get many emails. […]
Do pickup lines really work? This is a question I ask myself each morning as I rise for a day of toil in the fields. The only real way to gauge whether or not a pickup line “works” is to actually speak it, preferably to a human being of the opposite sex who is also […]
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The Baron’s Film Korner: Batman
By Martin “The Baron” HubleyHowdy folks, your old friend the Barron here again with episode 2 of The Baron’s Film Korner. I would like this to be a regular feature, but I’m not quite sure if the dumbat who runs this site will allow it. I feel it would help pull this site up by […]
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Worthless Guide to Life: Babies
There’s no denying it: Life can be tough. But never fear, I’m here to help with this guide. Since you’re reading a “Guide to Life” from the beginning, I’m going to assume you haven’t really lived yet. Are you a baby? If you are, I guess someone must be reading this to you. That’s pointless. […]
Welcome to a special OSTENSIBLY INTERACTIVE edition of Worthless Guides. After writing a number of informational guides about survival in various environments (which can be fond HERE), I decided to try a different way of helping those in need. So I set up a public chatroom calling it SurvivalChat, and advertised that anyone who had […]
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Advice Column: Computer Trouble
I like to think of myself as a computer expert. Once, when I was helping my friend install a new CD-ROM drive I didn’t feel like waiting for it to reboot. I decided to install it while the computer was still running. I took out the old drive and slid the new one in. Then […]
By Bobby Age 12 This is a Q&A which is meant to answer all the questions a laymen might have about monkey butlers. I think it’s pretty self explanatory from here. And if you didn’t read the main Monkey Butler article: You Had Better Check It Out.