By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Alright kids and teens, here’s a little math problem for you: Every day 1 million of people die from doing a drug. half of the population on the earth is children. have you figured out the answer? That’s right: Half a million kids die every day because of drugs. Still […]
As a fully certified and 100% accredited A/V equipment Artificer, I’ve always known deep in my heart that Monster Cables were an amazing value. What I didn’t realize is HOW amazing. I’ve conducted a good deal of research on home theatering during the many years that I’ve spent serving my country as a technical […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Greetings and salutations viewers! This is your old pal The Baron here, ringing in the new year for one and all. I was thinking about the best way to celebrate the fresh century and I came up with what I think is a pretty darn fantastic idea: I would create […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley How would you feel if a criminal broke into your home, left with all your belongings in a truck, and then beat up your entire family (including the pets)? You would probably be pretty ticked off. But you shouldn’t be, because it was your own fault for not securing […]
Do nerds still exist? I would propose that they do, in a sense. They’ve [d]evolved from their gentle pocket-protector-wearing, dungeons-and-dragons-playing origins into something far more sinister. The internet has given them a voice. A place from which they can rail against The World Which Has Abandoned Them without fear of reprisal. The nerd is the […]
Howdy ya’ll, this is your old pal Martin “The Baron” Hubley here again to spurt some more knowlege into your mouths and onto the front of your shirts. How many times has this happened to you: You apply for a job, but the boss gives it to someone else! Sure is rotten isn’t it?! Well […]
Thank-You notes are, without a doubt, absolutely integral to the way our society functions. Let’s say for example that you’ve just attended a fantastic party hosted by Shane O’Sullivan, one of your closest Irish-American friends. Your first thought upon arriving home from the party would most likely be something like: “Wow, that sure was a […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Some of my faithful readers may know this, but for others it may come as something of a shock: I am otherkin. I’m not ashamed to say it. My body is inhabited by the spirit of an elder dragon which goes by the name of Nga’thhlt (a name which many […]
As I said in my First Spam Poetry Article, spam emails just aren’t fooling anyone anymore. But that doesn’t stop them from trying. Well maybe trying isn’t the right word. Let’s just say that it isn’t stopping them from “continuing to send out easily ignored emails which are seemingly just a randomly generated series of […]
There hasn’t been much written about cowboys these days. You might assume that this is because cowboys are boring (and you would be right), but luckily for you, I’m not one to shy away from subjects which are “boring” or “stupid” or “a waste of everyone’s valuable time”. So after an exhaustive period of exhaustive […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley As many of you may be aware, I am quite practitioner of watching amazing movies. I often get requests from my friends for recommendations of what movies I think are the “Best Ever”. “The Baron” they have been known to say to me, “There are so many movies out there! […]
When Sasquatch awoke it was still dark. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he rolled over on the rocky ground and looked over at the boy. He was asleep, curled in the blue plastic tarp they had found in the deserted filling station. Sasquatch could see that his condition had worsened. His nearly translucent skin […]