Do nerds still exist? I would propose that they do, in a sense. They’ve [d]evolved from their gentle pocket-protector-wearing, dungeons-and-dragons-playing origins into something far more sinister. The internet has given them a voice. A place from which they can rail against The World Which Has Abandoned Them without fear of reprisal. The nerd is the […]
Howdy ya’ll, this is your old pal Martin “The Baron” Hubley here again to spurt some more knowlege into your mouths and onto the front of your shirts. How many times has this happened to you: You apply for a job, but the boss gives it to someone else! Sure is rotten isn’t it?! Well […]
Thank-You notes are, without a doubt, absolutely integral to the way our society functions. Let’s say for example that you’ve just attended a fantastic party hosted by Shane O’Sullivan, one of your closest Irish-American friends. Your first thought upon arriving home from the party would most likely be something like: “Wow, that sure was a […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Some of my faithful readers may know this, but for others it may come as something of a shock: I am otherkin. I’m not ashamed to say it. My body is inhabited by the spirit of an elder dragon which goes by the name of Nga’thhlt (a name which many […]
As I said in my First Spam Poetry Article, spam emails just aren’t fooling anyone anymore. But that doesn’t stop them from trying. Well maybe trying isn’t the right word. Let’s just say that it isn’t stopping them from “continuing to send out easily ignored emails which are seemingly just a randomly generated series of […]
There hasn’t been much written about cowboys these days. You might assume that this is because cowboys are boring (and you would be right), but luckily for you, I’m not one to shy away from subjects which are “boring” or “stupid” or “a waste of everyone’s valuable time”. So after an exhaustive period of exhaustive […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley As many of you may be aware, I am quite practitioner of watching amazing movies. I often get requests from my friends for recommendations of what movies I think are the “Best Ever”. “The Baron” they have been known to say to me, “There are so many movies out there! […]
When Sasquatch awoke it was still dark. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he rolled over on the rocky ground and looked over at the boy. He was asleep, curled in the blue plastic tarp they had found in the deserted filling station. Sasquatch could see that his condition had worsened. His nearly translucent skin […]
Let’s be honest here: A person usually has to be pretty dense to be fooled by a spam email these days. I mean seriously, they really aren’t even trying anymore. You can usually tell a spam email by its subject line, which is almost always something about discount pills, penis size, or some half-assed generic […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley America’s police force is said to be the greatest in the world. However, this does not mean it is perfect. Far from it, actually. The biggest problem we have here is nosy cops. I tell you, these smokeys (slang for police officer) just won’t let up! I can’t count […]
Welcome to the second installment of the 78th Annual “I Give Awards to Shitty Daytime Talk Show” Awards. The wonderful program I have singled out for praise this time around is Ricki Lake. If you are unfamiliar with the show you can find everything you need to know about it here, but this really isn’t […]
Let’s say you are accused of murdering a young girl. Forget about whether you are innocent. What would you do? Think long and hard about it. Those of you who have seen the The Fugitive will know that being accused of crime is no laughing matter. Every year thousands of Americans are being falsely accused […]