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The Cryptic & Beautiful Poetry Of Spam Emails

Let’s
be honest here: A person usually has to be pretty dense to be fooled by
a spam email these days. I mean seriously, they really aren’t even
trying anymore. You can usually tell a spam email by its subject line,
which is almost always something about discount pills, penis size, or
some half-assed generic and obviously fabricated message like “Some
photos of the cute kids…” or “Having a great time on our family
vacation!”.

Lately though, I’ve come across a new and
fascinating type of spam. It seems that in a desperate (and failed)
attempt to bypass filters, some spammers seem to have resorted to
copying random lines of text from different pieces of literature or
poems and combining them to form emails. And although this system does strike me as a tremendous waste of everyone’s time and effort, I do enjoy the hilariously strange poems which were
unintentionally created as a result of it.

Here are some of my favorites:

Let’s
be honest here: A person usually has to be pretty dense to be fooled by
a spam email these days. I mean seriously, they really aren’t even
trying anymore. You can usually tell a spam email by its subject line,
which is almost always something about discount pills, penis size, or
some half-assed generic and obviously fabricated message like “Some
photos of the cute kids…” or “Having a great time on our family
vacation!”.

Lately though, I’ve come across a new and
fascinating type of spam. It seems that in a desperate (and failed)
attempt to bypass filters, some spammers seem to have resorted to
copying random lines of text from different pieces of literature or
poems and combining them to form emails. And although this system does strike me as a tremendous waste of everyone’s time and effort, I do enjoy the hilariously strange poems which were
unintentionally created as a result of it.

Here are some of my favorites:

 

Beauty
Fell
City
Furys
Head

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