Kids Snapple Caps

In these troubled modern times, the life of a child is filled with
innumerable dangers. Just take a look at these astonishing figures:
Each day in America, 640 children are abducted by people who are
believed to be minorities. In addition, a full four thousand are
molested by men thought to possess pencil-thin mustaches, while 16 are
mischievously tipped out of their wheelchairs by disgruntled female
social workers.
 
These numbers serve as a constant reminder of the inherent evil of
humanity. But luckily, Snapple brand flavored drink beverages are here
to help. With the help of Families Against Violence and the American
Lung Association, Snapple has utilized their patented "Snapple Facts"
content delivery service to teach children about safety.
 
In the interest of public safety, I've reprinted 14 of the most useful
facts from this campaign here for you to enjoy.

Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps
Kids Snapple Caps

If you'd like to see even more, I encourage you to check out parts One Two and Three of the
"Completely Unauthorized And Potentially Libelous Snapple Facts" series.
 
Thanks and may the gods reward your fealty by visiting good fortune
upon you.