You are the… Resourceful Drifter (Extremely Cool) Living the high life on the open road Your distinguishing characteristics: You’re a fast thinker and a fast talker; charisma is your tool.
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Evolutionary Cul-De-Sac
You are the: Evolutionary Cul-de-sac (Extraordinarily Un-cool) My, we’ve certainly squandered the precious gift of life, haven’t we? Your distinguishing characteristics:
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Classic Nerd
You are the… Classic Nerd (Uncool)
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History of Military Terms
By The Baron If you’ve ever watched a film or read a book about the military, you know that they use a lot of strange and interesting words and phrases that uneducated people have a hard time understanding. I have written this glossary to help those people. These particular terms come from the Vietnam War. I […]
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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Cars
By M. Anger Cars. Everybody has them (except really poor people, children, and many people in cities) and everybody loves them (except me). But there are some cars which I hate more than others: The Hummer H2, Dodge Magnum, Chrysler 300, and Mercedes SLR McLaren. These are cars which bring great shame upon themselves and […]
The path to high school graduation is fraught with dangers. The simple days of “an apple a day”, “join choir to get out of real classes” and “taunt the fat kid until he goes insane” are long gone. Battles with bands of wild brigands, an attack from a giant squid, and the death of their […]
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George Lucas & The Wedding
We went into the church and walked over to the bar. George stood still for a moment, crossing himself and then began to wring his hands. I shook my head, touching his shoulder. “Maybe we shouldn’t.” I said, “Anyway it doesn’t seem right. How many churches do you know that keep a fully stocked bar? […]
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History of Military Terms: 2
By The Baron Hi folks, you’ve stumbled onto Part 2 of my Military Glossary. If you haven’t read part 1, it is located HERE.
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Anger Advice
M. Anger answers your questions about anything and everything. In today’s column: Dead pets, angry mothers, drunks, and debt.
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The Magic Youth
The Magic Youth has a terrifying history. It was first translated in the early 16th century by Chinese philosopher Ling Ping. One day Ping was playing paper dragons in his back yard with his grandfather when he stubbed his toe on a stone slab which stuck out from the grass. He unearthed this slab, and […]
Kids these days don’t have enough to do. They play hooky from school during the day and cause a ruckus as they drag race their hotrods down main street at night. What can be done to combat this teenage menace? Let me tell you: Make street gangs legal. What’s that you say? Gangs aren’t illegal? […]
By Henry Part 1 of this guide, I talked about a bunch of different drugs (Heroin, Marijuana, LSD, and Mushrooms) and gave you advice on whether or not you should take them. In this portion I’ll let you in on the secrets of a few more drugs, and also give you a coupon code you […]