Let’s be honest here: A person usually has to be pretty dense to be fooled by a spam email these days. I mean seriously, they really aren’t even trying anymore. You can usually tell a spam email by its subject line, which is almost always something about discount pills, penis size, or some half-assed generic […]
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By Martin “The Baron” Hubley America’s police force is said to be the greatest in the world. However, this does not mean it is perfect. Far from it, actually. The biggest problem we have here is nosy cops. I tell you, these smokeys (slang for police officer) just won’t let up! I can’t count […]
Welcome to the second installment of the 78th Annual “I Give Awards to Shitty Daytime Talk Show” Awards. The wonderful program I have singled out for praise this time around is Ricki Lake. If you are unfamiliar with the show you can find everything you need to know about it here, but this really isn’t […]
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How To Escape From The Cops
Let’s say you are accused of murdering a young girl. Forget about whether you are innocent. What would you do? Think long and hard about it. Those of you who have seen the The Fugitive will know that being accused of crime is no laughing matter. Every year thousands of Americans are being falsely accused […]
What follows is a list of ridiculous and puzzling titles given to various Episodes of The Jerry Springer Show. NOTICE: I do not watch (nor do I advocate the watching of) Jerry Springer. I only feel that it is my duty as an American Citizen to create lists of television show titles as a sort […]
Sasquatch is out for an afternoon stroll in Husset Park. He stops at the foot of a grassy hill to admire a group of wild sunflowers. Suddenly a foam kickball rolls over the hill, coming to a stop at his feet. He picks it up, studying it for a moment, then he turns and begins […]
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How to Fight Dirty
Recently I published a guide on how to avoid a fight entitled How To Avoid a Fight Like The Coward You Are. After reading it over again, I came to the realization that only writing one such guide while ignoring the other possible outcomes would have been a great disservice to that one guy who reads […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley I recently saw a story in the “news” in which a young boy diced up a would-be robber using only his samurai sword. The criminal was killed. The author tried to paint a grim picture of the boy as a needless murderer (“he should’ve just called the police!”), but I […]
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How To Die
If we’re going to be honest here, there are really only a few real options when it comes to death: You can either die of old age (natural causes), you can happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time (unlucky), or you can off yourself (suicide). Obviously there isn’t too much I […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Combat using swords is harder than most civilians would imagine. You not only need skill in handling the weapon, but also the mental conviction to deliver the killing blow (when needed). There are also many lesser-known factors most laymen don’t consider about weapons combat. Factors like balance. Balancing is actually […]
A lot of needless thought tends to go into the “important” questions in life. “Why are we here?” “What is my purpose?” “Is there a god?” For most people, knowing The Meaning of Life isn’t going to change anything. Sure, Slovenly Joe The Racist Plumber might get a kick out of knowing life on earth […]
Sasquatch stands inside the lobby of the Pine City Post Office with a confused look on his face. “Can I help you with something?” Says the woman behind the counter without lifting her eyes from her book. Sasquatch walks up to the counter and sets down a small white scrap of paper in […]