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Worthless Guide to Comedy – Part 2: Movies

By The Baron Howdy folks, have yourselves a sit down and prepare to enjoy Part 2 of The Baron’s Guide to Comedy. In Part 1 I covered the best and worst of TV comedy, and in this portion I am going to reveal the winners and losers of comedy in film. If you were impressed […]

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Worthless Guide to Comedy – Part 1: Top 10 TV

By The Baron Welcome one and all to part 1 of The Baron’s top 10 of comedy. In this new series of articles I will be revealing the top 10 of comedy in three categories: Television, Movies, and the Internet. Well, technically it will be the 5 BEST in each category, and then the 5 […]

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A Date With George Lucas

It was just around 8 that I saw the headlights. I ran out the front door and down the steps, taking them two at a time. Pulling open the door, I settled into the passenger seat. “Oh George!” I said, “I’d know those headlights anywhere!” “Mmmph.” George said. He sat hunched in the driver’s seat. […]

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Worthless Guide to Robot Armies

As far as I can tell, everyone in the world loves robots. There’s nothing a robot cannot do. Have you ever wondered why we still have humans fighting in our wars? I mean, what do humans have that’s so great anyway? Free will? Overrated. Better if you don’t have it. The ability to love? Yeah […]

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Psychics Are Real! Why Doesn’t Anyone Believe Me…

The 5 senses: Touch, taste, fear, smell, and eyes. One would think that these were enough, but surprisingly, there are those who claim that there is also a sixth sense,  psychic ability. I am here to tell you today that not only does the sixth, but I possess it. I can read your thoughts. Observe: […]

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Junk Food Mascots: A Dissertation

I guess some corporations think it’s good business to use “food mascots” to sell their products to children. Is this type of marketing really effective? I’m not sure, but what I do know is that I find most food mascots to be distressing. For example: Why exactly did a room full of advertising executives decide […]

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Wedding Tips For Grooms

In honor of National Weddings Week (not actually a thing) I decided to do some research on the rules and regulations for the game of marriage to share with my reader(s). After several seconds of careful searching, I came across an article called 20 Top Tips for Grooms Who Want To Get it Right. Here’s […]

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Worthless Guide to Survival – Part 2: Jungles

By Henry The Jungles of the world may seem like a lively and fun place to visit, but they can seem cold and uninviting when you are lost inside one. This is part 2 of my survival series, and here I will give you the inside scoop on how you can survive being lost in […]

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Worthless Guide to Survival – Part 1: Bears

By Henry Hey survival enthusiasts! So you think you want to survive huh? Well reading this series of guides is certainly the way to get started. I am by no means a survival expert, but I have seen every episode of Man vs Wild, and also Survivorman. Please join me as I take you through […]

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Random Object Reviews

By Kevin On this page I will review random items I find sitting around the house. That’s it.

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Worthless Guide to Drugs Part 1: The Classics

By Henry Drugs have got a bad reputation, but I’m not sure why. Think about it: what’s the worst thing a drug has ever done? Destroyed a family? Allowed a person to hold a stimulating conversation with a mop? Caused a person’s death? These are all relatively unimportant things when you come right down to […]

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