By Martin “The Baron” Hubley If I had to choose a single superhero movie series to bring with me to a desert island, I would most definitely (or as they say in the streets “most deaf”) choose the Spider-Man Thrillogy. These movies have everything a boy (or possibly a lesbian) could want. Action, love, mystery, […]
There are plenty of gloves which have become famous thoughout history. OJ Simpson’s gloves for example, are famous for being soaked with the blood of innocents, and also for not fitting their alleged owner’s hands properly. Hmm…actually that’s the only pair of famous gloves I can think of. Guess I should’ve thought this intro through […]
There comes a time in every young boy’s life when he’s got to go out and make his own way in the big wide world. At that time, he will be a man. Nobody can truly say what sort of a man he will be. The old saying goes something like “Show me a boy […]
Sure, making harassing phone calls can be fun (just ask anyone who’s worked in telemarketing), but what about receiving them? If you’re not sure, why don’t you take some time to find out? Do what I do: Rack up thousands of dollars in debt on multiple credit cards, and then just let it sit there. […]
I suppose owning your own home could be considered an integral part of The American Dream. Well, not of my own personal American Dream, but of the Vague & Nonspecific American Dream most people imagine. I honestly don’t think I can define it, but the one thing I’m sure of is that it doesn’t have […]
I really like kids. Well, I like the older ones that can do things, but I’m not too hot on babies. I mean, what good are they? They can’t talk, they can’t walk, and they can’t play the piano. They can’t perform any tricks at all. What, are you going to try to tell me […]
CONTINUED FROM PART I Pick-up Lines: Just Plain Lame These lines come from a large (and astoundingly poorly arranged) compilation of what appear to be user-submitted pickup lines. It also lists the number of attempts and successes people claim to have had with them. As you might’ve guessed from the title of this site, these […]
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This is Part 2 of something related to buying cars. I can’t exactly remember what the actual title of it was so this will have to do. Part 1 is BACK HERE in case you missed it. We are now going to discuss financing. And because I can’t exactly define this word without boring myself […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley“Holla, me gusto La Baron, pero yo quiero los videojuegos!” For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, what I just said was “Hello, my name is The Baron and I love movies!” It’s a fun little exersize in ethnic languages, and it doesn’t hurt that it’s true too. Me and […]
Now you’ve done it. You’ve caused us to be stranded at sea in a lifeboat. I’m not sure how you let this happen, but I guess there isn’t anything to be done about it now. I suppose we just try to stay alive until we’re rescued. Hmm … sooo what’s been happening with you guys […]
Children are wonderful gifts. We should all be so lucky as to have a one sometime. But those of us who hate children or are asexual will never experience childjoy unless we somehow manage to accidentally knock somebody up or reproduce spontaneously, which is a little sad. So on a barely-related note, today’s Sainted/Tainted features […]