Computers don’t always work the way we want them to, so from time to time I like to spend a few moments answering a few of the many tech-support questions I receive from readers. Why they choose me, a complete stranger who runs a website entirely unrelated to computer support and has heretofore expressed […]
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The Doctor’s Office
“You can put your clothes back on now,” the doctor said, scribbling angrily in his notepad. “Finally,” I said, putting my arm into one of the sleeves. “Hey, what exactly are you writing anyway?” “It’s private,” the doctor mumbled without looking up, “Private medical notes.” I stood and pulled the shirt over my head. “Private…what’s […]
FDA-Approved medicine is for suckers. In case you hadn’t heard…all-natural remedies are the wave of the future! Why go all-natural? The reasons are so simple that even uneducated people who don’t believe in taking pills can understand them: Health and Happiness. Studies have shown that those who use herbal remedies are far healthier and far […]
When I was a kid I would often refer to North Dakota as “The Boring Dakota”. Now that I am older (and slightly wiser) I see how wrong I really was. North Dakota couldn’t possibly be the boring Dakota because both Dakotas are the boring Dakota. South Dakota is only given a pass because it […]
Christian Game Review: Bayonetta
Hello fellow gaming lovers! Please allow me to introduce myself: I’m Lukas777. I’m a professional video game lover, and I’m in a relationship with a man and a dead baby. But wait! Before you throw me a surprise Pride Parade or file a report with the pedophile brigade: The gay man and the dead […]
By Acclaimed Film Director Paul Haggis Hello, I’m acclaimed film director Paul Haggis. I’ve written scripts for hit family shows such as Walker: Texas Ranger, The Facts of Life, and [Hey,] Whose the Boss [Is This?]. Most recently, I penned the script to the (triple) Oscar winning film Crash which starred actors like Don Cheadle, […]
Dairy Queen
The clerk was screaming. Blubbering and sputtering and choking and I swung again and again and again. Blood spattered my eyes and powerful hate surged out through the red veil. I drew my arm back, the pipe gripped solidly in my fist. In my head blazed his smirk. “We’re all out of Butterfinger” I heard […]
Math Sucks
As a Doctor of Math, I often have to deal with a lot of the misinformation that floats around about math. Whenever I hear a child (or even an adult) make a claim like “Math is boring” or “It’s pointless to learn math” I just have to cringe. I then also have to take […]
How To Say No To Drugs
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Alright kids and teens, here’s a little math problem for you: Every day 1 million of people die from doing a drug. half of the population on the earth is children. have you figured out the answer? That’s right: Half a million kids die every day because of drugs. Still […]
Monster Cables Rule!
As a fully certified and 100% accredited A/V equipment Artificer, I’ve always known deep in my heart that Monster Cables were an amazing value. What I didn’t realize is HOW amazing. I’ve conducted a good deal of research on home theatering during the many years that I’ve spent serving my country as a technical […]
The Baron’s Top 10 Movies of 2009
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Greetings and salutations viewers! This is your old pal The Baron here, ringing in the new year for one and all. I was thinking about the best way to celebrate the fresh century and I came up with what I think is a pretty darn fantastic idea: I would create […]
How To Burglar-Proof Your Home
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley How would you feel if a criminal broke into your home, left with all your belongings in a truck, and then beat up your entire family (including the pets)? You would probably be pretty ticked off. But you shouldn’t be, because it was your own fault for not securing […]