As someone who most people would consider to be pretty annoying, I’m in a good position to know what’s bothersome and what isn’t. So I’ve decided to go through a few little things in videogames which annoy me. This is stuff that developers should easily be able to fix, but they’re either too stupid, or […]
So yeah, I definitely don’t have any idea what The Flying Nun is. The words “The Flying Nun” reside somewhere deep in my psyche, and when I hear someone speak them (in that order) I feel a small surge of recognition (as in: Oh, that’s a thing which I am aware of the existence of) […]
Most people reading this aren’t going to have a clue what the Jersey Devil is. But that’s why you’re here, isn’t it? You’re here to learn. At least I hope you are. Because if you aren’t, this eighteen cent grant the federal government gave me to research on the Jersey Devil is just going to […]
Facts about worms: 1. Worms have two hearts; yet they refuse to experience love. 2. Worms do not have eyes; their lives are filled with unseen terrors. 3. Worms have teeth; if provoked, it is possible for a worm to bite a human. 4. Worms begin to drown in soil when it rains; they squirm […]
By Tommy Perkins I dont think my granpa Carvello likes black people much. Every time were in the car and a black guy even comes close he presses the button so the door locks real quick. one time I asked: hey granpa why did you do that anyhow and he says: You know you got […]
FADE-IN CONSTRUCTION SITE – WIDE SHOT – DAY Walker’s truck is shown entering GLEN COVE CONSTRUCTION site. Three CONSTRUCTION TOUGHS mill around out front, kicking at dirt and leaning against various objects. WALKER exits his DUSTY AMERICAN TRUCK and approaches them. WALKER: I’m a Texas Ranger, do any of you boys know where I […]
By Martin “The Baron” Russmier I’m just going to skip the festivities here and delve right into the meat of the second part of my review of The Watchman. Just fair warning though: This review is going to be a bit different from most of the reviews I write. I won’t attempt to retell each […]
What led me to write this article was a conversation I had about ghouls with a coworker the other day. I said, “Hey, what exactly IS a ghoul anyway.” He ignored me, turning a page in his book. “Is a ghoul the same thing as a ghost? Maybe it’s more like a zombie. But I […]
By Martin “The Baron” Russmier Howdy folks! Welcome to another edition of The Baron’s Film Korner. I am, of course, The Baron (AKA Martin Russmier), and I will be your host for today’s festivities. The film I will be discussing today is Zach Schnieder’s The Watchman. This is obviously a really popular film, and I’m […]
I have a confession to make: I only own a regular old black leather wallet. I realize of course that this probably makes me lose credibility with all the wallet aficionados out there, but that’s fine. Honestly, if there’s any group I don’t mind losing the respect of, it’s wallet fans. See, I don’t have […]
A lot of people love dogs, but I have to say I’m not really a big fan. They jump up on you, they smell like an open sewer, they slobber all the time and tear apart your shoes; it’s just a huge mess. The same thing goes for celebrity dogs. A lot of people tend […]
Man ask Grobnar to tell about things he find all around. Man say Grobnar talk about thing and tell how he use thing. Also he say Grobnar say if thing is good or bad. Grobnar no know why but man say he give Grobnar mammal meat if Grobnar do this. So Grobnar think he help. […]