It is a particularly fine summer evening. You are taking a shortcut through a field of wheat, on the way to your job at the bank. Suddenly you feel a tremendous pressure in your eardrums and a white light envelops you. You are lifted, struggling, into the belly of a spacecraft.
An alien approaches and informs you that you are to be the subject of an experiment on human nature. The alien says you are to receive a number of randomly assigned superpowers, and that you are free to use these powers as you see fit.
You rub your hands together and say, “Alright then.”
The alien squeals with delight and flips a switch. A bell rings and the floor opens up, sending you tumbling out of the ship.
What do you do?