Month: November 2009

As I said in my First Spam Poetry Article, spam emails just aren’t fooling anyone anymore. But that doesn’t stop them from trying. Well maybe trying isn’t the right word. Let’s just say that it isn’t stopping them from “continuing to send out easily ignored emails which are seemingly just a randomly generated series of […]

There hasn’t been much written about cowboys these days. You might assume that this is because cowboys are boring (and you would be right), but luckily for you, I’m not one to shy away from subjects which are “boring” or “stupid” or “a waste of everyone’s valuable time”. So after an exhaustive period of exhaustive […]

When Sasquatch awoke it was still dark. Rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he rolled over on the rocky ground and looked over at the boy. He was asleep, curled in the blue plastic tarp they had found in the deserted filling station. Sasquatch could see that his condition had worsened. His nearly translucent skin […]

Let’s be honest here: A person usually has to be pretty dense to be fooled by a spam email these days. I mean seriously, they really aren’t even trying anymore. You can usually tell a spam email by its subject line, which is almost always something about discount pills, penis size, or some half-assed generic […]