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This week in news: Bar code scanners causing tourette's, deliberate
projectile vomiting on children, whale rape, and gas pedal pressing
fetishists.

Also, I'm reasonably certain that's the most insane sentence I've ever
written.

 
 

WEIRD NEWS STORIES OF THE WEEK

Girl
Claims Price Scanner Gave Her Tourette's

An Erie County jury has been asked to decide whether a
12-year-old girl
was burned and later developed psychological problems when a
convenience store clerk allegedly aimed a hand-held price scanner at
her face.

A clerk allegedly called the girl "grumpy" before flashing his
hand-held bar code scanner over her face and telling her to smile.
Attorneys for [the girl] and her guardian say [she] was sensitive to
light and burned, and later developed post-traumatic stress and
Tourette's syndrome.

An attorney for the store says the scanner uses a harmless LED light
and that the child had serious health problems before the incident.

Man
Arrested For Intentionally Vomiting 11-Year Old Girl

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A New Jersey man is facing charges after police say he intentionally
vomited on an 11-year-old girl and her father in the stands during a
Phillies game. [He] was arraigned Friday on charges stemming from his
behavior at Wednesday night's Phillies-Nationals game.

Police say Clemmens made himself vomit on an off-duty police captain
and his daughter after a companion was kicked out for unruly behavior.
Easton police Capt. Michael Vangelo says he saw Clemmens put his
fingers down his throat. Philadelphia police say Clemmens also punched
Vangelo and vomited on an arresting officer.

Man
Called Police Claiming He Was Raped By Whale

A British prankster pleaded guilty to making numerous hoax
emergency
calls, including a claim that he had been raped by a whale.

Daniel Hammond, 21, pleaded guilty before magistrates in Sevenoaks,
England, to making several hoax calls to the 999 emergency number
between Aug. 4, 2009, and March 3 of this year. Prosecutors said the
calls included a claim that his genitals fell off because he smoked too
much marijuana before sex and a Saddam Hussein imitation featuring a
bomb threat against a train. "The defendant's calls started with claims
he'd been raped by a whale but became more threatening as the months
went by, and during the last call he told an operator he'd planted a
bomb on a commuter train,"

Defense attorney Laura Hollingham said her client suffers from
attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

Student
Steals 79 Thongs

Police say a 19-year-old Michigan State University student
who pilfered
79 pairs of women's panties faces possible charges.
East Lansing Police Sgt. Florene McGlothian-Taylor tells The Detroit
News all 79 items were thongs. McGlothian-Taylor says the suspect, who
has not been named, was arrested April 7 after another student saw him
taking underwear from a dryer in a dorm basement laundry room.
 
Police have been investigating since March 22, when someone reported
the theft of 15 pairs of panties from the same laundry.

The man told police it was a prank and denied having a sex addiction.

NY
State Employee Takes Fridays Off For 17 Years, Nobody Notices

A longtime state prison system employee could face criminal
charges
after watchdogs revealed yesterday that he took a three-day weekend —
every week for 17 years.

The probe by state Comptroller Thomas DiNapoli and Inspector General
Joseph Fisch found that correction officials looked the other way as
Howard Dean -- a retired food-services director -- fleeced the state
treasury out of nearly $500,000 with the phony scheme and a host of
ill-gotten perks.
 
About $230,000 of that was the fifth day of the week that Dean was
supposed to work but didn't. Probers said he needs to pay back the
taxpayers and are looking at going after his pension. He also charged
taxpayers for 75 stays at the local Quality Inn on nights E-ZPass
records suggest he was at home. Dean earned an annual salary of
$112,743 for running the facility that provides three hot meals a day
to 57,000 inmates. He draws a $57,381 state pension.

GAS PEDAL PUMPING FETISH SITE(S) OF THE WEEK

Image removed.

Ahem:

"Fun With Alex" Lots of good action in this video. Alex is behind the
wheel of a Ford F150. There is pumping, driving, revving in sneakers,
white socks and barefeet. Alex is a hottie and knows how to pump it.

"Leigh Socks the Buick" White SocksLeigh LOVES to drive in his socks!
Leigh was in a rental (driving home from Sac State) and hard rev's,
drives and pumps like mad.  There is a lot of flooring and rough
pedal action.

But hey! What if you're interested in some more in-depth and
professional
footage of people being unable to start various unreliable
automobiles. Fear not. I got you covered.

Weird News - Pedal Pumping Fetish

Excuse me, I was just wondering where I could purchase a 57 minute, 70
dollar DVDs of fully clothed women attempting to start cars. Oh, here?
Thanks guys.
 
See below for example.
 

PEDAL PUMPING FETISHIST VIDEO OF THE WEEK

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ALL CAPS TITLE / PRODUCT DESCRIPTION / CUSTOMER REVIEW OF THE WEEK

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BIRTH
CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF
PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS
BOOK YOU WILL
BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; & *CHRIST JESUS.
THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS &
CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST
TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL
WHOREDOM & FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST
THE HOLY PEOPLE. THIS BOOK MAY BE REVISED: BECAUSE OF COMPUTER
DICTATORS: MANY WORDS IN THIS BOOK: MADE HAVE BEEN CHANGED:
TO>>DISCREDIT: THE AUTHOR. BUT IN TRUTH: I AM A HOLYSPIRIT CHOSEN
ANOINTED DISCIPLE FOR GOD & CHRIST JESUS. EVEN FOR JEWS, MUSLIMS
& GENTILE SINNERS. MANY PEOPLE WILL LEARN HOW TO> BECOME REAL
BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN: THROUGH THIS HOLYSPIRIT BOOK & THROUGH THE
PROTECTION & SUPPORT OF MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE!! JOHN 3 & 15. ALL
NATIONS WILL OVER COME THE SINS OF BIRTH CONTROL. *BECAUSE HOLY
DOMINIONSHIP IS ONE OF THE FIRST COMMANDMENT IN GENESIS 1;26-31. ALL
BELIEVERS: WILL COME TO A HOLY VOW OF REPENTANCE: THROUGH GODS
RESTORATION & THROUGH GODS ADOPTION VOWS. YES!! THE KINGDOM OF GOD
& HEAVEN!! IS AT HAND!! FOR ALL WHO BELIEVE IN THE ONE CREATOR GOD
& CHRIST JESUS OUR HOLYSPIRIT ETERNAL LIFE SAVIOR: SURELY YOUR
NAMES WILL BE WRITTEN IN THE LAMBS BOOK OF LIFE!! *WHEN YOU SUPPORT
& PROTECT MY HOLYSPIRIT LIFE. WE ARE BRANCHES >JOHN 15 MY
WEBSITE REMEMBER: GOD HAS MADE ME A HOLYSPIRIT VOICE FOR THE BRIDE OF
GOD & CHRIST JESUS IN 1996 GOD TOLD ME TO TEACH THE GOSPEL ON CABLE
TELEVISION IN TUCSON ARIZONA. *CONCERNING THE SINS OF THE CHURCHES:
& CONCERNING THE>LACK OF GIVING TO THE POOR & ORPHANS:
CHRISTIAN CHURCHES SHOULD: BUILD MORE:> WATER WELLS: & BUILD LOW
INCOME HOUSINGS: MATTHEW 25 & ISAIAH 61

REVIEW

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