By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Greetings and salutations viewers! This is your old pal The Baron here, ringing in the new year for one and all. I was thinking about the best way to celebrate the fresh century and I came up with what I think is a pretty darn fantastic idea: I would create […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley As many of you may be aware, I am quite practitioner of watching amazing movies. I often get requests from my friends for recommendations of what movies I think are the “Best Ever”. “The Baron” they have been known to say to me, “There are so many movies out there! […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley America’s police force is said to be the greatest in the world. However, this does not mean it is perfect. Far from it, actually. The biggest problem we have here is nosy cops. I tell you, these smokeys (slang for police officer) just won’t let up! I can’t count […]
Welcome to the second installment of the 78th Annual “I Give Awards to Shitty Daytime Talk Show” Awards. The wonderful program I have singled out for praise this time around is Ricki Lake. If you are unfamiliar with the show you can find everything you need to know about it here, but this really isn’t […]
What follows is a list of ridiculous and puzzling titles given to various Episodes of The Jerry Springer Show. NOTICE: I do not watch (nor do I advocate the watching of) Jerry Springer. I only feel that it is my duty as an American Citizen to create lists of television show titles as a sort […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley I recently saw a story in the “news” in which a young boy diced up a would-be robber using only his samurai sword. The criminal was killed. The author tried to paint a grim picture of the boy as a needless murderer (“he should’ve just called the police!”), but I […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley I consider myself to be something of a consumer advocate when it comes to the internet. There is so much misinformation floating out there on the cybernet that it’s ridiculous. In a PREVIOUS ARTICLE I revealed the greatest self-defense tools of all time, and also let readers in on what I […]
In a previous article I went over 6 SMELLS THEY SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE INTO CANDLES. This article was a runaway success (racking up over 6 views in a mere eighteen days) so in light if this I’ve decided to take a look at the 6 candle scents I would most definitely not like to see, […]
Gotta tell you: Not a big fan of the whole scented candle thing. Never have been. The problem is that these scents they choose for the candles are just so uninteresting. Like, I’m looking at the website for Yankee Candle right now. Look at these “top-selling” scents: Fresh Cut Roses? Tropical Fruit? Lilac Blossoms? Booo-ring! […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley It’s surprising to me how little most people actually know about cars. Everyone drives them, but it’s rare for a person to pop the hood and gander at the green guts of these great beasts of the road. For example, the other day I was chatting with my friend XtricitY, […]
Do pickup lines really work? This is a question I ask myself each morning as I rise for a day of toil in the fields. The only real way to gauge whether or not a pickup line “works” is to actually speak it, preferably to a human being of the opposite sex who is also […]
Hello and welcome to part two in our one part series: “Ten Things to do Before you Die”. In PART ONE we let three lovely people give us their list of the top ten things that everyone should do before they die, and wouldn’t you know it? This section features more of the same crap. […]