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Worthless Guide to Drugs Part 1: The Classics

By Henry Drugs have got a bad reputation, but I’m not sure why. Think about it: what’s the worst thing a drug has ever done? Destroyed a family? Allowed a person to hold a stimulating conversation with a mop? Caused a person’s death? These are all relatively unimportant things when you come right down to […]

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True History of Game Consoles: Part 3

Hello! Part I: Here. Part II: Here. Part III:  Down Below…

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True History of Game Consoles: Part 2

In  Part I of  this series I covered a bunch of old-timey consoles, and probably some other stuff too. Honestly I can’t really remember what I wrote about in it. I’m sure not gonna read that garbage again to find out either. In Part II (that would be the part you’re reading now), I’ve got […]

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True History of Game Consoles: Part 1

Have you ever…Hurled a Playstation 2 controller in frustration? Kicked your Super Nintendo across the room after losing to a particularly cheap boss? Become so utterly enraged at a Dreamcast game that you snapped the disc into shards and began gingerly slicing at your arms with them while rocking back and forth and weeping softly? […]

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Presidential Fun Facts

The Ministry of Information The US Presidents: A group of manipulative and delusional humans who lead the United States of America during the dark period before the Ministry was created. But how many citizens truly know anything pertinent about these men? The answer: None. It has been reported that when asked about which historical US […]

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Quest for Time Part 1: The Idea

By The Baron Ahoy again fellow dragonslayers! And welcome to The Baron’s column of blighting! In today’s column I will be talking about the online RPG game I am developing. Another name for online role playing games is MMORPG (multiperson-on-line-role-playing-game). The MMORPG game which I am creating is called Quest For Time. It will undoubtedly […]