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Sasquatch Faces Rejection at The Tennis Court

Two girls are playing tennis in the tennis court at foot of some mountains. In the middle of the match, one of the girls looks up and sees Sasquatch standing at the edge of the court with a tennis racket clutched in his paw. “Hey Terri look,” she says, pointing, “a sasquatch.” Terri stops in […]

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How To Avoid a Fight Like The Coward You Are

I don’t know anything about fighting, but I do know plenty about avoiding fights. I’ve been doing it all my life. Mostly it’s because of my face. It isn’t that great-looking or anything, but I worry about it sometimes. See, it’s a good bet that if someone hit me in the face they’d cave my […]

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These Horrible Self Defense Tools Will Make You Dead

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley I consider myself to be something of a consumer advocate when it comes to the internet. There is so much misinformation floating out there on the cybernet that it’s ridiculous. In a PREVIOUS ARTICLE I revealed the greatest self-defense tools of all time, and also let readers in on what I […]

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Mind Your Manners in Tunisia (Or Pay The Ultimate Price)

Traveling to other countries can be a harrowing experience. When you are unfamiliar with the culture of a particular area, you will often find yourself questioning everything you do. You will constantly ask yourself “Is the action I am about to take offensive Will it upset my host?” A simple gesture like stroking the mustache […]

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Broken English Movie Reviews: Part 1

Hello and hail and well meet! My name is Bazul and I am coming from United Arab Emerate! I am here today to be talking to you about the best films of America! America is being a great country and the films of America are being great as well (if logic proceeds)! Some films are […]

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Frisbee is Kind of Stupid (A Guide)

What is frisbee? Is it a game? A pasttime? A sport? Or is it, in fact, way of life (as many of its supporters would have you believe)? I propose that none of these things is true. Frisbee is merely a concept. An idea without merit. An elder cloud of dust; the ashes of fallen […]

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Self-Defense: Reader Mail

Joe: Any state I’ve lived in if I get caught carrying a knife bigger than a nail clipper, I’m off to jail. Do you carry these knives despite the law, or in which state are you allowed this luxury. However, I think the average person – me, included, wouldn’t know how to use a knife. […]

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How To Get Out Of A Conversation With Someone Who Won’t Shut Up

This is a guide which should help you get out of unwanted conversations. It is recommended reading for those who are verbally harrased by chatty coworkers, relatives, or friends who just can’t seem to recognize when you’re trying to break away from a conversation. It is divided into sections. The mildest escape methods come first, […]

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How To Create a Heroic Self-Defense Kit

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley An attack on your person can come at any moment from any direction. It only takes a second for a robber, muggist, or raper to end your life forever. It can happen to anyone. It happened to me…   It was a warm summers eve, 9:30 PM, and I was […]

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Popular Smells I Do Not Appreciate

In a previous article I went over 6 SMELLS THEY SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE INTO CANDLES. This article was a runaway success (racking up over 6 views in a mere eighteen days) so in light if this I’ve decided to take a look at the 6 candle scents I would most definitely not like to see, […]

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Smells They Could Probably Make Into Candles

Gotta tell you: Not a big fan of the whole scented candle thing. Never have been. The problem is that these scents they choose for the candles are just so uninteresting. Like, I’m looking at the website for Yankee Candle right now. Look at these “top-selling” scents: Fresh Cut Roses? Tropical Fruit? Lilac Blossoms? Booo-ring! […]

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Idiots! Stop Wasting Your Money On Homeopathy!

Oh my god. What is wrong with you people? Why on earth are you purchasing all those homeopathic remedies? Stop wasting your money on homeopathy! It’s really starting to get on my nerves!   Hey! I saw you sneaking those homeopathic remedies in next to the real pills; don’t think I didn’t notice that! That […]