By Jones Satan. Beelzebub. Steve. The Dark One has many names and many faces, all of which are intended to deceive the common man. If ever it comes to pass that you find yourself locked into a life or death battle with this specter of evil, I can give you but one piece of advice: […]
Do you enjoy funerals? If not, then this is the guide for you! If so…I’m not sure what your deal is. That is pretty weird. I mean, I guess one could be enjoyable if it was the funeral of someone you really hated, but…well, I’m really getting ahead of myself here. Probably just go ahead […]
By Jones When I heard you were planning to commit suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge, I got sort of annoyed. See, I read somewhere that so far 1,300 people have already killed themselves this way. Would it kill you to try something original for once in your life? I mean, so […]
Chapter 2,223 Detective Trevor Whipple sat at his desk eating a sandwich. Suddenly there came a knock on his office door. “Who is it?” asked the detective, wiping the blood from his mouth and setting the severed head down gently. “It’s Daniel,” said a voice outside the door. The Detective stood and pulled up his […]
Upon dropping out of college, I took to riding the rails. I wanted to see the country thought a hobo’s eyes. I would ride for days with only my knapsack and a warm bottle of whiskey at my side. It was summer and the weather was fine. I met many fine men on these journeys; […]
By M. Anger I hate writing introductory paragraphs, so I’ll just say that here are some reviews of some popular Magazines, Computer Shopper, Wired, Maximum PC, and Blender. Hope you enjoy complaints! Computer Shopper
WHAT IS THAT NAME? Wilhelm Wundt (1832-1920; pronounced Vil•helm Voont), a German physiologist, typically is credited with the founding of the first psychology laboratory in 1879, and also with establishing the first psychology journal. There were several others at this time who also were attempting to develop a scientific psychology, but they referred to themselves […]
By Henry The United States of America. Land of the free. Home of the Brave. House of 1,000 Corpses. A world untouched by time. Some people call it “The Happiest place on earth”. Others refer to it as “Old usa (OO-SAH)”. But what is the real story behind the most powerful nation in the universe? […]
By The Baron There is a difference between thinking you are funny, and knowing you are. For example, a lot of kids in high school thought they were pretty hilarious when they called me Fatchunk or threw a bean burrito at me from across the room during lunch. These people thought they were funny and […]
mountsins By Henry Have you ever seen a mountain before? The answer is simple: Yes you have. It is a piece of land that got shot up out of the ground and snow fell on top of it. But the real question is, “How do I survive in the mountains?” This is what I hope […]
By M. Anger If you’ve ever purchased a video card there’s a good chance you’ve noticed something about the boxes they come in: They are really, really stupid. Sure, there are a few vendors who go out of their way to try to use a nice-looking (or at least somewhat respectable) image for the front […]
By Kevin This is, of course, a synopsis of the film Ghost in the Shell: Innocence (in case you forgot how to read the title of an article). I think it is the second in some kind of series or something. I really don’t care. I didn’t bother to subject myself to the first movie, […]