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By The Baron Hi folks, you’ve stumbled onto Part 2 of my Military Glossary. If you haven’t read part 1, it is located HERE.

M. Anger answers your questions about anything and everything. In today’s column: Dead pets, angry mothers, drunks, and debt.

Kids these days don’t have enough to do. They play hooky from school during the day and cause a ruckus as they drag race their hotrods down main street at night. What can be done to combat this teenage menace? Let me tell you: Make street gangs legal. What’s that you say? Gangs aren’t illegal? […]

By Henry Part 1 of this guide, I talked about a bunch of different drugs (Heroin, Marijuana, LSD, and Mushrooms) and gave you advice on whether or not you should take them. In this portion I’ll let you in on the secrets of a few more drugs, and also give you a coupon code you […]

Here is a quick horrible little article I wrote off the top of my head in about 40 seconds. It’s about some old-timey sayings that mentally unstable people might use as guides for what to do about weddings. I also put my responses to them. It’s sort of like a rap battle, except that it […]

By M. Anger I have been married approximately 0 times in my short life, so I pretty much know all there is to know about weddings. I am a giving person by nature, so I felt it would only be right to share my vast knowledge of marriage with the common man (you). The idea […]

By Jones Satan. Beelzebub. Steve. The Dark One has many names and many faces, all of which are intended to deceive the common man. If ever it comes to pass that you find yourself locked into a life or death battle with this specter of evil, I can give you but one piece of advice: […]

Do you enjoy funerals? If not, then this is the guide for you! If so…I’m not sure what your deal is. That is pretty weird. I mean, I guess one could be enjoyable if it was the funeral of someone you really hated, but…well, I’m really getting ahead of myself here. Probably just go ahead […]

  By Jones When I heard you were planning to commit suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge, I got sort of annoyed. See, I read somewhere that so far 1,300 people have already killed themselves this way. Would it kill you to try something original for once in your life? I mean, so […]

Upon dropping out of college, I took to riding the rails. I wanted to see the country thought a hobo’s eyes. I would ride for days with only my knapsack and a warm bottle of whiskey at my side. It was summer and the weather was fine. I met many fine men on these journeys; […]

By M. Anger I hate writing introductory paragraphs, so I’ll just say that here are some reviews of some popular Magazines, Computer Shopper, Wired, Maximum PC, and Blender. Hope you enjoy complaints! Computer Shopper

WHAT IS THAT NAME? Wilhelm Wundt (1832-1920; pronounced Vil•helm Voont), a German physiologist, typically is credited with the founding of the first psychology laboratory in 1879, and also with establishing the first psychology journal. There were several others at this time who also were attempting to develop a scientific psychology, but they referred to themselves […]