You smack your lips and stretch. You’ve never felt more relaxed in your life. Flipping off your shoes, you stretch out on the soft grass and close your eyes. In seconds the police are upon you, screaming and drawing their guns. “Hey hey…” you mutter, “what’s is all this racket? Can’t you see I’m trying […]
You smack your lips and stretch. You’ve never felt more relaxed in your life. Flipping off your shoes, you stretch out on the soft grass and close your eyes. In seconds the police are upon you, screaming and dwaring their guns. “Hey hey…” you mutter, “what’s is all this racket? Can’t you see I’m trying […]
“Well fiddly-dee-dee!” you cry, tilting your head to one side and throwing your hands into the air. You mime holding a tophat and cane, high stepping down the sidewalk towards the man. “Keep away from me, do you hear? Keep away from me, you…you freak!” He shouts as you dance nearer. He rasises his gun […]
You watch as the teller nervously fills some bags with cash and then hands them over to the crook, who then squeezes off a round at the him, striking him in the shoulder. “That’s for making me wait.” The crook sneers. “Yowch!” says the teller. The robber strides out the front entrance. Moving quickly, you […]
You turn walk past the man and into a vacant office, where you close and lock the door. The man then robs the bank. Your life continues pretty much as it always has. A few months later you get bored of working at the bank and get it in your head to quit. You never […]
You turn walk past the man and into a vacant office, where you close and lock the door. The man then robs the bank. Your life continues pretty much as it always has. A few months later you get bored of working at the bank and get it in your head to quit. You never […]
You turn walk past the man and into a vacant office, where you close and lock the door. The man then robs the bank. Your life continues pretty much as it always has. A few months later you get bored of working at the bank and get it in your head to quit. You never […]
Since you’re apparently some sort of psychotic, you decide to smash through the window of your place of employment for no good reason at all. You find a window that looks promising and hit it dead center. You crash through, landing on your feet and sliding across the floor in a hail of glass while […]
You take a deep breath and set down right in the middle of a large group of Sunday churchgoers. “Yarrrgggh!” You say. A middle-aged man yells and topples backwards onto a fire hydrant. They children scream and quickly scatter, a few scrambling under parked cars while the others disappear over a nearby hill. An old […]
As you fall, you turn towards the spacecraft and begin to shake your fist at it. “You lousy martians!” you shout, “You’ll rue the day you inexplicably granted me a number of potentially spectacular but as of yet undisclosed superpowers!” You then fall for a time, eventually crashing down on some poor urban family’s cheap […]
You wonder if the aliens granted you the power of flight. The moment this thought crosses your mind, you begin to fly. “Wheeee! It’s a holiday miracle!” You shout for some reason. You fly for a few minutes, and then shrug. It isn’t too thrilling. You slow to a hover, spit the bugs out of […]
It is a particularly fine summer evening. You are taking a shortcut through a field of wheat, on the way to your job at the bank. Suddenly you feel a tremendous pressure in your eardrums and a white light envelops you. You are lifted, struggling, into the belly of a spacecraft. An alien approaches and […]