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I am getting really tired of seeing the American flag. There are too many of them around. I don’t even understand the point of it. We all know where we live. Everyone around here does. I bet a lot of people are probably getting tired of seeing it.   It’s like when a celebrity appears […]

A Statement of Ethics for the VOONT.COM WEB DESTINATION (From the AFSNews, February 1988, volume 17, no. 1) At its October 1987 meeting, the Executive Board of the Society approved a final draft of a Statement of Ethics for AFS. Though the Statement printed below has gained the approval of the Board, this should not […]

By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Howdy folks, and welcome to part 2 of Spectacular Driving Facts. I’m The Baron, and I’ll be your guide for the end of this journey across our highways. Oh, and if you haven’t checked out Part 1 of this series yet, you can mosey on over and check it out […]

What is Airborne? Why, a popular dietary supplement of course! Like most other dietary supplements, it has never actually been proven to do anything. People still enjoy spending money on it though, because it’s the easiest way for them to feel like they’re taking care of themselves without actually having to do any real work (such […]

The first day of work can be stressful, so I decided to write some tips for people who are going to have their first day of work soon. It includes many different things, like what you should wear, acceptable coworker greeting procedure, how to get rid of those first day jitters, and so very much […]

It has been said that the search for extraterrestrial life is 10% hard work and 90% luck. One man could spend his entire life gazing at the stars, seeing nothing, while another could glance up from his book for half a second only to be set upon by gangs of interstellar rowdies who beat him with […]

So now you’ve finally found a job and applied for it, what’s next? Why the interview process of course! Many people discount the importance of a good interview. “Pshaw,” they might be heard to remark as they slip on their favorite pair of torn purple Zubaz and a sweatstained Atlanta Braves baseball cap, “I ain’t […]

As many of you may well know, I’m a filthy whore for charity. Seriously, it can be a real problem. I just can’t seem to stop giving; it’s ridiculous! But anyway, I just thought I’d let everyone know about the latest charity I’m supporting is The United Way. You’ve probably heard of them, they’re a […]

Finding ways to say hello to others a burden which even the most antisocial of us must bear at some point in our lives. Some people utilize a standard “classic” greeting such as “Hi” or “Hello”, while others go with more original material such as “Ahoy hoy!”, “What’s up rapey?” or “Nice ass, mind if […]

Let’s say you’ve been doing the same job for 20 years. And then let’s say that one day for some reason you got the overwhelming urge to take a dump in the sink of the executive washroom, and that for some reason you actually decided to act upon that urge, and then for some reason […]

There are many types of men. There are ingenious men, effeminate men, chessplaying men, steel-driving men, and men who play electric guitars. Some men wear derby hats and play pingpong, and others comb their filthy sideburns while whistling tunelessly. It’s a hell of a thing. I think my point is that it would be pointless […]