What follows is a list of ridiculous and puzzling titles given to various Episodes of The Jerry Springer Show. NOTICE: I do not watch (nor do I advocate the watching of) Jerry Springer. I only feel that it is my duty as an American Citizen to create lists of television show titles as a sort […]
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Notice: The following is part of my unbelievably stupid Untranslatable series. After hastily writing these articles in English, I ran them through automated translators multiple times (choosing languages at random) until they were nearly unintelligible. I then edited them so they were somewhat less unintelligible (and hopefully at least somewhat readable?). I did not add […]
Sasquatch is out for an afternoon stroll in Husset Park. He stops at the foot of a grassy hill to admire a group of wild sunflowers. Suddenly a foam kickball rolls over the hill, coming to a stop at his feet. He picks it up, studying it for a moment, then he turns and begins […]
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How to Fight Dirty
Recently I published a guide on how to avoid a fight entitled How To Avoid a Fight Like The Coward You Are. After reading it over again, I came to the realization that only writing one such guide while ignoring the other possible outcomes would have been a great disservice to that one guy who reads […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley I recently saw a story in the “news” in which a young boy diced up a would-be robber using only his samurai sword. The criminal was killed. The author tried to paint a grim picture of the boy as a needless murderer (“he should’ve just called the police!”), but I […]
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Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 3
Notice: The following is part of my unbelievably stupid Untranslatable series. After hastily writing these articles in English, I ran them through automated translators multiple times (choosing languages at random) until they were nearly unintelligible. I then edited them so they were somewhat less unintelligible (and hopefully at least partially readable). I did not add […]
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How To Die
If we’re going to be honest here, there are really only a few real options when it comes to death: You can either die of old age (natural causes), you can happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time (unlucky), or you can off yourself (suicide). Obviously there isn’t too much I […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley Combat using swords is harder than most civilians would imagine. You not only need skill in handling the weapon, but also the mental conviction to deliver the killing blow (when needed). There are also many lesser-known factors most laymen don’t consider about weapons combat. Factors like balance. Balancing is actually […]
A lot of needless thought tends to go into the “important” questions in life. “Why are we here?” “What is my purpose?” “Is there a god?” For most people, knowing The Meaning of Life isn’t going to change anything. Sure, Slovenly Joe The Racist Plumber might get a kick out of knowing life on earth […]
Sasquatch stands inside the lobby of the Pine City Post Office with a confused look on his face. “Can I help you with something?” Says the woman behind the counter without lifting her eyes from her book. Sasquatch walks up to the counter and sets down a small white scrap of paper in […]
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Golf is Kind of Stupid
I honestly can’t understand why any human being would choose to play golf. I mean, I guess I can see why a person might find the idea of golf appealing, but as far as the actual experience goes, I just don’t get it. I’m sure when most people think of golf they imagine the peaceful […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley People always ask me: “Martin, how do you meet so many hot ladies? You’ve got all the luck!” While it may be true that I have very little trouble attracting the opposite sex, this has nothing to do with “finding” the women. Finding women is easy, they’re all around! I […]