Warning signs: one of my favorite things. Here are some that don’t make sense.
TO THOSE WHO INSIST UPON HEAVING HANDFULS OF ENIGMATIC CHANGE INTO OUR BODIES OF WATER: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLEAN BLADE WITH SELF
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DANGER: WHATEVER THE HELL THIS MEANS
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OH JUST THROW THAT ANYWHERE
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HE DIED AS HE LIVED: SPRAWLED UPON THE ROAD WITH AN OVERSIZED MP3 PLAYER SUSPENDED ABOVE HIM FOR SOME REASON
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YEAH! RAPE IS THE COWARD’S WAY OUT!
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BANG BANG BANG! AUUUGGGHHHH! *CRUNCH*
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CYLINDER MAY BE UTILIZED TO FACILITATE THE DESTRUCTION OF CYCLOPS
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LET’S JUST ASSUME THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BESTIALITY
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BIFURCATION OF A COWORKER CAN BE DANGEROUS: DON’T RISK IT!
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CAUTION: TOOK PEYOTE
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TWAS HIS WONT TO KNEEL AND PRAY ‘NEATH THE DOZER’S ARM
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MIND THE BARKING AND SNUFFLING TRYPOPHOBIA CATS
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WHOA, HOLD ON A SECOND
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WHAT.
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SCOLDING LOUDMOUTH FISH WITHIN EXTRADIMENSIONAL PORTALS WITHIN THE BELLY OF LARGER, OSTENSIBLY UNHAPPY FISH IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED
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