Notice: The following is part of my unbelievably stupid Untranslatable series. After hastily writing these articles in English, I ran them through automated translators multiple times (choosing languages at random) until they were nearly unintelligible. I then edited them so they were somewhat less unintelligible (and hopefully at least partially readable). I did not add my own “funny” touches to the final edit, as this would defeat the purpose of the exercise.
I suspect that I am alone in finding this entertaining. Nevertheless, you will find the results of one such translation experiment below.
This summer, patron must gird throbbing loins with the fun which the
large expensive film can bring. Which is to say: Loving will induce a
fun. Respect the joyful picnic. The summer movie proposes this: Escape
your trouble! Escape the career which you is miserable! Escape the
nagger cruelty of a wife whom pulverizes your joy! Appearing on the screen is a coitus grudge which improves the virility of men who view it.
From here we list the films: Iron Man 2, Macgruber, and Crown Prince of
MACGRUBER: TRASH HERO
The favorite Mick returns from the wall just from 1980 to bring us the
comedy. Whom? Wears the haircut of the poor trailer family. Wears the
old brown vest coat. Chops up the chimney and bank safe to get the bad
guys. Nothing is safe. Nothing stop. He cuts to the core. His name
Acting as MacGruber, Will Forte plays a man. The nuclear missile becomes activated soon and the City of New York will blow all the residents. MacGruber must do them all. He seeks the missile and comports with his team of gay scientists. He works to make the tools with any item to fight the crime. For electricity he will use the rice beater. He will use the egg board for battle. He, in order to arrest a criminal, commissions a soap dish. A resourceful character.
This movie is of the 1980 times. Those too young are left out in confuse. The different person comes in to watch the film and leaves. “What this movie” they say. “Nothing even means a thing”. They do not even know anything about the jokes. My wife is this way. Who even heard such filth. This movie offends the senses and eyes and mind, bringing shame to all.
down more pleasant than this film.
I watched the bowel waste slide down the curtain.
IRON MAN 2: DIVE INTO THE ROAD
With 10 times volume of the speaker increase, while your child’s head
falls hastily from it’s body, Iron Man 2 is here to stay. With his new black law enforcement buddy War Man, cocaine superman Robert “the white threat” Downey Justice fights a bad threat: “The Whipster”, not only that but sexy one star player Sam Rock Wells is a villain.
The Story: Tony Stark (The Iron Man) must go to congress and also participating in erotic play with his CEO Pepperpot, the sexy
lady who ladles the lung.
But the movie is not all serious and stern intelligence. It also plays on the laugh factor. It is merciless in hitting the whole audience from their seat with humor. Examples: In the scene where the NASCAR crashes and burns with a fury in the racing audience. This is a scene of fun.
Those with severe sadness forget the sad life and will woop and send a cheer to the screen for Tony the rich.
activity and will be into a stupor
CROWN PRINCE OF PERSIA
Jake Gyllenhall played a leading role with Crown Prince of the Arabs.
This person (Prince) must stop the desert ground from devastation of
destruction. Here, a joke: Who would know if the desert is destroyed? It is already a terrible place.
But back to the story. Ben Kingsley wages fear against the young Crown Prince and his feminine companion (the savage, the beautiful street girl) respecting the condensed water and in order for them to steal his magic time knife. The possibility is that with this knife, Prince can make the time go back.
Problems arise, however. Jake Gyllenhall, the youth who is masculin
with ample genitalia but as actor he is the pig man with disability.
Also him being the Arabia person? It is not the white who is that
person! Arab is arab. Such cruelty.
The small children and the farm animal may have an idle fancy in this
film. They go to see it. They cheer. Such is life. We are all the same
but in information of age, steer your boats away. Regret finds us all.
He, you respect. But sucking his juices you find them precise and
Something more to eat later. More love, more comments soon.