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It’s The 12th Annual Most Insane Jerry Springer Episode Title Awards!

What follows is a list of ridiculous and puzzling titles given to various Episodes of The Jerry Springer Show. NOTICE:
I do not watch (nor do I advocate the watching of) Jerry Springer. I
only feel that it is my duty as an American Citizen to create lists of
television show titles as a sort of preservatorial archive in order to
assure that that they are available to future generations of people who
might want to disinterestedly peruse a list of mildly entertaining
Jerry Springer show titles.
 
No thanks is necessary. Helping others is reward enough for me.
 

What follows is a list of ridiculous and puzzling titles given to various Episodes of The Jerry Springer Show. NOTICE:
I do not watch (nor do I advocate the watching of) Jerry Springer. I
only feel that it is my duty as an American Citizen to create lists of
television show titles as a sort of preservatorial archive in order to
assure that that they are available to future generations of people who
might want to disinterestedly peruse a list of mildly entertaining
Jerry Springer show titles.
 
No thanks is necessary. Helping others is reward enough for me.
 

The “Oh, Stop Bragging!” Award

3rd Place

I Live in a Box

2nd Place

My Grandma is a Pimp

1st Place

I’m Happy I Cut Off My Legs

The “Sounds a Like Bad Atari 2600 Game” Award

1st Place

Dwarf’s Revenge

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The “Not Again!” Award

3rd Place

I’m Leaving You For a Hermaphrodite

2nd Place

I’m Pregnant By a Giant Transsexual

1st Place

He’s Possessed By a Gay Demon

The “Family Values” Award

2nd Place

I’m in Love With My Daughter

1st Place

Mom, Will You Marry Me?

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The “Most Unfortunate Choice of Words” Award

1st Place

Gays Erupt

The “Southern Pride” Award

2nd Place

5 People, 8 Dogs and One Trailer

1st Place

I’m A Breeder For The Klan

 

KKK A-OK

The “Most Likely To Draw In Viewers” Award

1st Place

Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians

Girls Kiss

The “Least Likely To Draw in Viewers” Award

1st Place

Hillbillies and Gay Men in Shorts

The “Title Which Should Probably Be Made Into A Greeting Card Or Something” Award

2nd Place

I Slept With Everyone in Your Family

1st Place

Thanks For The Kids… But Now I’m Gay

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The “Title Which Inexplicably References a Classic Work Of Literature By William Faulkner” Award

1st Place

The Sound and The Fury
 

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