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Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 2

Buoyant
greetings my friend, from the sunny desert land! My name is Bazul and
today I reviewing more most populars of film from United
State! I am happy discuss detail of the movies with great herein. More than fun adventure! Teaching
you about it movies as well!
 
So here we are today, let us
talk about these artistic films: The Matrix! Memento! Jaws! Truly if
these films are popular, they are also made! So come joining
me and reviewing them all! And diving  into the excitement of movie! Blast time!
 

Buoyant
greetings my friend, from the sunny desert land! My name is Bazul and
today I reviewing more most populars of film from United
State! I am happy discuss detail of the movies with great herein. More than fun adventure! Teaching
you about it movies as well!
 
So here we are today, let us
talk about these artistic films: The Matrix! Memento! Jaws! Truly if
these films are popular, they are also made! So come joining
me and reviewing them all! And diving  into the excitement of movie! Blast time!
 

 

The film of…The Matrix!

The Plot

The MatrixIn
year 1999, the man named Thomas Anderson (also known as NEO), a
night-time daytime, computer hacking software staff member was alone at
home. He was sitting on his monitor, as then as if a symbol, the signal
appeared on the screen. And so he went down and down into his own
moistening rabbit hole. He went to a leather club. The mysty woman
Trinity appears and introduced him to the non-appearance of this
character: Morpheus’s. A variety of savior, Morpheus gives presentation
on the truth of the world to NEO, revealing the dark secret new light:
HUMANS ARE BATTERIES! Glitch into the matrix in this sexy thriller from
the sex-starved savage brothers!

My Review

Zowee!
This film may sound abstract, but no! Filled with great action and a
strange erotic method of excitement the Matrix provides thrills and
spills to all ages. Even asians can enjoy! Experience the wizardry as
character NEO battles with great vigor an anti-government agent named
THE SMITH. Using his arms and his thinking and his fists, they battle
into it. Imagine: Bullets fly in the air, time slow gently…gently.
The he dodging of the bullets! (Which were only just mentioned). Lovely
the death dance.
 
Accordingly: Morpheus while blowing a
black man screams, and fighting his own agents (they soon capture and
shackle him). He is a captive. Although the idiot child brain actor
Keanu Reeves who appears better off surfing can not speak correctly, he
can rescue Morpheus!
 
The special effects can distract from
this plot, but it is OK! Just look to see this movie! Trinity, (the
women’s) is no surprise to us, as the actress is beautiful, and you can
see her gentle breasts through her soft leather clothes she wears.
Cat’s meow!

Rating

8/10 STAR
Solid Practitioner of Science Action.

The Film of….Memento!

The Plot

MementoStarting
the movie. Bald man gets shot in the head: Ledonardo did it. Wait. Who
knows who did it truly, or why? Not me. Audience does not know. Looking
for men who did it. Nobody knows.
 
In flashbacks, each one
being more than what we seen before, the story is unfolds. As a result
of an explosion on the head of Leonard, he cannot remember his raped
wife or the rape man. But he searches out, time after time, for his
wife’s killer, using the Polaroid to compensate for the fact that he is
disabled. Using messages such as his tattoos, and his body notes: “He
is the killer. Kill him.” or “Don’t trust the spies” he can try to
remember. Useful.
 
We meet Teddy and poor Natalie the bald
prostitute. These people will help him? Perhaps. Question: Leonardo’s
killer? Teddy also do not know anything. Who is manipulating whom?
Where is the bar from the coaster? Now, where is the pen anyone? I NEED
THE PEN!
Too late.
 
Memory vanished.

My Review

Check
it out on this thrill-inducing memory man thriller! This is a great
film! It excels at indicating the man with areas such as memory
inpaired, while making happy memories for the viewers as well! The
movie featuring blonde actor Pearce playing the mentally impaired
cripple, and other actors.
 
However, this film often
serves to confuse. More than one, two, three times in the movie I was
made to scratch my beard and say: “What is it. What is the meaning of
it. Makes no sense. Even if I tried, I could not see what it means.”
 
However,
at the ending  I finally lightning bolted from my chair at what I
saw. A secret twist ending is was indeed what happened. I say to
myself: Film commissioner Christopher Nolan is blessed by the glory of
the lord. We applaud the spirit of the 1000 showers, he makes great
films. GREAT JOB CHRIS!

Rating

10/10 STAR
Now add 3 more stars for a total of 13!
MEGASTAR!!!

 
 

The Film of….Jaws!

The Plot

Jaws10Jaws
the Great White Shark comes to the small town beach of Amity for
personal reasons: To Eat Every Human! And because he want to catch a
shark near the beach, the chief of police of the city is turning crazy!
The Mayor thwarts him until finally he gave in, and closed every beach
like the chief of police asked him to. The kids are the safe…are
they? Now the plan: Scientist, schoolteacher, and revenge-soaked sea
fisherman go in to the sea to kill animals in the sea. The Shark…

My Review

Brilliance!
Amazing! Magnet! This film packs in the great quotes: “Please do not go
into the water! Get the big boat! Fight the sharks! Hurry up, near the
beach and close the gate to the beach! Smile you bitch!”
 
The
viewer who sees the movie Jaws will chant these slogan’s while watching
it, and even after getting home. He will. The film is a maniac. Steven
(Jewish) Spielburg and comedy Richard Dreifus (also Jewish) created
this movie. It is an effective terror, playing on the mind. Anyone
seeing it will fear the stream or lake, or even in the sink to wash
one’s hands! However, intelligence is birthed from this fear. The ocean
can be dangerous. This rubber shark is beauty, but deadly! Stay out of
the water!

Rating

7/10 STAR
Groove to sound bad shark.

 

Well
boys (or women) I sure hope very much you had good time in this. Being
back so soon talk about with even more great movies. But until
then, closes the balcony and opening the stage!

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