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There. I Designed a Better American Flag.

The
design of the American flag needs a reboot, and I’m just the one to do
it. What are my qualifications you ask? Well: I live in America, I pay
most of the taxes I’m supposed to, and although I don’t vote, I
appreciate the sentiment behind it.
 
See, since I CRITICIZED THE DESIGN of
the flag without offering any alternatives. That isn’t right. So I feel it’d be nice of
me to come up with a flag which I feel better embodies the spirit of
this country as it exists today.
 
There’s no need to thank me; being of service to my country is all the thanks I need.

The
design of the American flag needs a reboot, and I’m just the one to do
it. What are my qualifications you ask? Well: I live in America, I pay
most of the taxes I’m supposed to, and although I don’t vote, I
appreciate the sentiment behind it.
 
See, since I CRITICIZED THE DESIGN of
the flag without offering any alternatives. That isn’t right. So I feel it’d be nice of
me to come up with a flag which I feel better embodies the spirit of
this country as it exists today.
 
There’s no need to thank me; being of service to my country is all the thanks I need.

My Design

I’ll
keep this short and to the point. It’s taken us several days of work,
but here’s the design my artists and finally settled upon.

New Flag

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As
you can see, quite a bit of effort was put into getting it just right.
Here’s a second rendering which shows what it might look like in a real
life situation.

Pledge
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Marvelous, no? I have high hopes that we’ll see this flag flying above our capital soon. Thanks and god bless amerian.

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