What is Airborne? Why, a popular dietary supplement of course! Like most other dietary supplements, it has never actually been proven to do anything. People still enjoy spending money on it though, because it’s the easiest way for them to feel like they’re taking care of themselves without actually having to do any real work (such […]
By Martin “The Baron” Hubley It’s surprising to me how little most people actually know about cars. Everyone drives them, but it’s rare for a person to pop the hood and gander at the green guts of these great beasts of the road. For example, the other day I was chatting with my friend XtricitY, […]
The first day of work can be stressful, so I decided to write some tips for people who are going to have their first day of work soon. It includes many different things, like what you should wear, acceptable coworker greeting procedure, how to get rid of those first day jitters, and so very much […]
It has been said that the search for extraterrestrial life is 10% hard work and 90% luck. One man could spend his entire life gazing at the stars, seeing nothing, while another could glance up from his book for half a second only to be set upon by gangs of interstellar rowdies who beat him with […]
So now you’ve finally found a job and applied for it, what’s next? Why the interview process of course! Many people discount the importance of a good interview. “Pshaw,” they might be heard to remark as they slip on their favorite pair of torn purple Zubaz and a sweatstained Atlanta Braves baseball cap, “I ain’t […]
As many of you may well know, I’m a filthy whore for charity. Seriously, it can be a real problem. I just can’t seem to stop giving; it’s ridiculous! But anyway, I just thought I’d let everyone know about the latest charity I’m supporting is The United Way. You’ve probably heard of them, they’re a […]
Finding ways to say hello to others a burden which even the most antisocial of us must bear at some point in our lives. Some people utilize a standard “classic” greeting such as “Hi” or “Hello”, while others go with more original material such as “Ahoy hoy!”, “What’s up rapey?” or “Nice ass, mind if […]
Let’s say you’ve been doing the same job for 20 years. And then let’s say that one day for some reason you got the overwhelming urge to take a dump in the sink of the executive washroom, and that for some reason you actually decided to act upon that urge, and then for some reason […]