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Sadness – Otaku

You are the…

Sniveling American Otaku

Racially confused and genetically inferior.

 

You are the…

Sniveling American Otaku

Racially confused and genetically inferior.

 

You
weren’t born Japanese, but that doesn’t stop you from trying! You scoff
at popular American customs and media while at the same time embracing
fads from Japan simply because they are unfamiliar to you. Your life is
filled with a terrible emptiness you refuse to acknowledge or confront.
So what better way to maintain the illusion of sanity than by
constantly escaping into a cutesy, brightly-colored world filled with
broad and meaningless stereotypes?

And yet… Most nights you finally
climb into bed and lie awake for hours, staring at the grinning posters on the
walls; mouthing the names of
characters. “Oh Sakura” you whisper through sobs, “Where are you when I
need you most? You’d show the others. You’d show them all…” and you
squeeze the tears from your eyes. After some time you sigh and begin cry yourself to sleep.

Crying Spider

 

Your Sadness Level: Roiling Undercurrent of Despair

Your IQ: 157

 

What’s on your TV?

  • Take a Guess.

Sexy Guy

What’s Coming Out of Your Stereo?

  • Final Fantasy Soundtrack CDs
  • Dragonforce
  • That One Muse Song You Heard on a Dragon Ball Z Video

 

Dragon

What’s in your Trash?

  • Soiled Toilet Tissues and Crusted Tube Socks
  • Crumpled Drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Crumpled Drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog (Nude)
  • Crumpled Drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog Embracing Kevin Sorbo (Both Nude and Scratched Over With Permanent Marker)

Draw Sorbo

Other Results:
Neanderthal  –  Hulking Manchild  –  Guy Who Peaked in Highschool
Cat Lady  –  Manic Psychotic  –  Sniveling Otaku