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Sadness – Neanderthal

You are the…

Modern Neanderthal

Upon touching the monolith you felt great power surging up from within you.

You are the…

Modern Neanderthal

Upon touching the monolith you felt great power surging up from within you.

After
the ice around you had thawed, you spend a lot of time wandering around
grey stone places with lots of colors. You pressed your hands to the
hard walls you could not see, became frightened of the beasts which
churned out smoke and puffs of ash, and heard all of the others around
making noises you could not understand. You went to the big smooth
place where they had put the lake in the ground and they were swimming
in it and making happy sounds.

And the pretty thing was there.
You began grasping handfuls of the pretty thing’s hair and smelling it
until it made a noise and one of the not pretty things came and pushed
and hit at you. Something happened and then there was a lot of red on
the ground. All of the others made loud noises and went out. Soon there
were some in blue suits who appeared with small black sticks. They
pushed these sticks at you and you tried to get away but the sticks
made loud and then the feeling of stinging came all around and black
came into your eyes and you went down into the water. In the water it
was cool and pleasant but you wanted to get out and could not find the
surface. Then you tried to breathe air but the water came inside
instead of the air…

Drowned

Your Sadness Level: Hangdog Look

Your IQ: 36

What’s on your TV?

  • Nothing until you accidentally Bump the Power Button and Flickers to Life
  • Commercial- Science Ch- Nickelo- Commerc- Discov- WOULD PLEASE YOU STOP FLIPPING THE DAMN CHANNELS
  • Smudges from When You Curiously Press Your Face against It

What’s Coming Out of Your Stereo?

  • Magical Otherworldly Sounds Which Inspire a Mixture of Awe and Terror

 

Scary Spiral

What’s in your Trash?

  • Pretty-Smelling Handkerchief
  • Shaving Cream You Tried to Eat
  • Chicken Bones (Picked Clean)

Eegah

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