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The Freak

You are the…

Freak

(Cool*)

What the…

Your distinguishing characteristics:

  • You’re all messed up; it is widely believed that you have “some kind of condition or something”

    You are the…

    Freak

    (Cool*)

    What the…

    Your distinguishing characteristics:

    • You’re all messed up; it is widely believed that you have “some kind of condition or something”
    • You aren’t afraid to tell a man when his fly is down
    • You laugh at inopportune times
    • There is a 90% probability that you are male
    • You have a hard time controlling the urge to damage public property
    • Others often describe your behavior in one of three ways (ranked from most frequent to least):
      1. Annoying
      2. Disturbing
      3. Entertaining

    Dating Advice

     “Good luck” is all I can say.

    Final Coolness Judgment

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    * You could be considered “cool” simply because you appear do what is
    unexpected without worrying about what other people think. In actuality
    you are completely capable of acting “normal,” but it is likely that
    enjoy shocking or bothering people because it entertains you. This may
    be considered cool, and it may not. I will leave that judgment to a
    jury of your peers.

    Possible Results

    In case you were wondering, here are the other ratings you could have achieved:

    Resourceful Drifter

    Unremarkable Everyman

    Evolutionary Cul-De-Sac

    Classic Nerd

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