It's The 12th Annual Most Insane Jerry Springer Episode Title Awards!

Jerry Springer
What follows is a list of ridiculous and puzzling titles given to various Episodes of The Jerry Springer Show. NOTICE: I do not watch (nor do I advocate the watching of) Jerry Springer. I only feel that it is my duty as an American Citizen to create lists of television show titles as a sort of preservatorial archive in order to assure that that they are available to future generations of people who might want to disinterestedly peruse a list of mildly entertaining Jerry Springer show titles.
 
No thanks is necessary. Helping others is reward enough for me.
 

The "Oh, Stop Bragging!" Award

3rd Place

I Live in a Box

2nd Place

My Grandma is a Pimp

1st Place

I'm Happy I Cut Off My Legs




The "Sounds a Like Bad Atari 2600 Game" Award

1st Place

Dwarf's Revenge


Atari10


The "Not Again!" Award

3rd Place

I'm Leaving You For a Hermaphrodite

2nd Place

I'm Pregnant By a Giant Transsexual

1st Place

He's Possessed By a Gay Demon




The "Family Values" Award

2nd Place

I'm in Love With My Daughter

1st Place

Mom, Will You Marry Me?


Fat



The "Most Unfortunate Choice of Words" Award

1st Place

Gays Erupt



The "Southern Pride" Award

2nd Place

5 People, 8 Dogs and One Trailer

1st Place

I'm A Breeder For The Klan


 
KKK A-OK


The "Most Likely To Draw In Viewers" Award

1st Place

Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians


Girls Kiss


The "Least Likely To Draw in Viewers" Award

1st Place

Hillbillies and Gay Men in Shorts




The "Title Which Should Probably Be Made Into A Greeting Card Or Something" Award

2nd Place

I Slept With Everyone in Your Family

1st Place

Thanks For The Kids... But Now I'm Gay


Card



The "Title Which Inexplicably References a Classic Work Of Literature By William Faulkner" Award

1st Place

The Sound and The Fury
 



Photo Credits
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]