Warning signs: one of my favorite things. Here are some that don’t make sense.
TO THOSE WHO INSIST UPON HEAVING HANDFULS OF ENIGMATIC CHANGE INTO OUR BODIES OF WATER: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
![Engrish Sign Change](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/1_2.jpg)
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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLEAN BLADE WITH SELF
![Warning Sign Mangled](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/9_1.jpg)
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DANGER: WHATEVER THE HELL THIS MEANS
![Danger Explosion Of Something](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/7_1.jpg)
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OH JUST THROW THAT ANYWHERE
![Throw Baby](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/4_1.jpg)
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HE DIED AS HE LIVED: SPRAWLED UPON THE ROAD WITH AN OVERSIZED MP3 PLAYER SUSPENDED ABOVE HIM FOR SOME REASON
![MP3 Death](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/5_0.jpg)
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YEAH! RAPE IS THE COWARD’S WAY OUT!
![Real Men Don't Rape](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/6_1.jpg)
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BANG BANG BANG! AUUUGGGHHHH! *CRUNCH*
![Danger Or Whatever](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3_1.jpg)
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CYLINDER MAY BE UTILIZED TO FACILITATE THE DESTRUCTION OF CYCLOPS
![DANGER CYCLOPS](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/13_1.jpg)
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LET’S JUST ASSUME THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BESTIALITY
![Warning Dog Shower](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/22_0.jpg)
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BIFURCATION OF A COWORKER CAN BE DANGEROUS: DON’T RISK IT!
![Warning Chopper](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/10_1.jpg)
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CAUTION: TOOK PEYOTE
![WARNING PEYOTE](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/111.jpg)
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TWAS HIS WONT TO KNEEL AND PRAY ‘NEATH THE DOZER’S ARM
![CAUTION BULLDOZER PRAYER](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/12_1.jpg)
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MIND THE BARKING AND SNUFFLING TRYPOPHOBIA CATS
![WARNING ASIA](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/asia.jpg)
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WHOA, HOLD ON A SECOND
![SKILIFT ENEMA](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/8_1.jpg)
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WHAT.
![RUNAWAY BUNNY](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/14_0.jpg)
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SCOLDING LOUDMOUTH FISH WITHIN EXTRADIMENSIONAL PORTALS WITHIN THE BELLY OF LARGER, OSTENSIBLY UNHAPPY FISH IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED
![DO NOT SCOLD FISH](https://voont.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/15_0.jpg)
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